For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/
I'd live there, get a few more crosses and lazy boys. Maybe some animal heads and more carpeting
this stunning shouse
Is that a typo or are they pointing out that it's a house inside a shed?
...only three hundred grand for a house which violates the f*ck out of international building code, fire code, and life safety code; nice!..
...what are the odds of even more egregious DIY violations of electricial, mechanical, and plumbing code which we can't see in casual realtor photos?..
Hillbilly Hilton
Great economic housing and storage idea. Got the land for cheap I'm sure. Giant steel building probably one of the cheapest options you could go for. Sweat equity just interior walls.
Way to go whoever you are!
You have no idea how hard it is wire, plumb, heat, cool, and add rooms. My one Daughter of mine as a FIL who has been a successful contractor. And they did something similar to that, building a house out of a pole barn and while mostly happy with the results so far, it was not as ideal as first thought in the end. The heating bill is insane with those crazy high ceiling.
Surely you would only heat up the smaller living areas
This looks like if an alien made a hamster cage for humans. The little plastic 'home' and all
Isn't that in tornado alley? I wouldn't dare. It's like a giant trailer, any tornado will be drawn to that like a magnet.
No joke but aside from the lack of windows, this place is perfect. Well, windows and Kansas..
(looking at pictures) Huh? I don't understand. They're storing their stuff in there, what's so bad ab- ah, there's the, uh, living quarters, I see. Well okay then, it's not my style but I su- oh lawdy lawd a bunch of ~~crucifixes~~ crosses.
Edit: those are "just" crosses.
So they bought this place, but it's lack of natural sunlight kept attracting vampires, so they had to put up crucifixes everywhere to keep them away?
Minus the interior decoration this is like ideal for me.
My dream house is basically a garage with a house attached. But I guess a house inside a garage works too.
It's not terrible. It's definitely not for me, but I don't hate the living space.
Those look to be just crosses (popular with Protestants), crucifixes generally refer to a cross with ol’ J-dawg on it (popular with Catholics)
Huh. TIL.
(Thinking about it, the remnants of my Latin knowledge from school say that makes sense.)
"Does it have an attached garage?" "Brother does it ever"
ngl I kinda like the idea of having a house inside my shed lmao. I feel like that one "Race it, Break it, Fix it, Repeat" sign really says who the target market is.
Finally, someone with a good grasp of the proper ratios when comes to house space vs garage/workshop space. Chuck in a few exterior windows and I would be fine with something like this.
I would be checking how much weight above the living space can handle though - I suspect it might not be up to suitable floor loadings for workshop usage.
Christ that's a lot of decapitated things.
I'm assuming the inner building has its own air supply or there's just so much volume in the outer part so all the ICEs don't make everybody sleepy.
With no egress windows (or windows at all) I’m surprised they are allowed to classify this as livable space..
Around me they have to be suuuuuper careful to not refer to any room lacking egress windows as “bedroom”, because it’s not up to code and thus isn’t living space. I assumed that was everywhere in the US.
The rooms do have windows… that lead to the shed. So checkmate, you northern yank.
It's weird but frankly I'd live here as long as it had high speed internet.
No people and I could probably shoot off my back porch... Living the dream.
I've installed Internet once to a warehouse like this that had a full on house built inside of one corner of it. Like we totally thought it was pretty normal, since we mostly installed for farms and the highest point to install the radios was usually a barn, shed or warehouse like this. But then when we went inside to run the cable, it was like a movie set. They even had a fake lawn.
It probably was a set for video productions. Of a certain kind.
I think it's cool. This would be an outdoorsman's dream
TBH to me this is very appealing. I want a lot of space that is isolated from others and protected from the elements. This picture shows all those things.
I've been sitting here trying to decide whether or not "shouse" was a typo.
Here I'm just thinking that'd be an amazing place to have my boardgame collection and nerd space.
You'd never have to finish a game, just set up a new table!
Holy shit that crucifix wall on image 32 is insane
They're just crosses, I don't see any Jesuses.
HE ESCAPED
Better hope a cat gets him before he finds another Jesus and they breed. Then you've got an infestation.
"shouse located in the quaint town of Denmark, KS"
This is one of the most absurd sentences I'll read this week despite republican efforts.
well i was interested but no way would i live in denmark
Not just a "shouse" but a "stunning shouse."
I shan't leave my shacket in the shouse again!
The wall of crosses is weird. What is the thing Jesus would least like to see if he returned?
No, it keeps zombies out unless they're explicitly invited in. Or maybe that was vampires? Which one is Jesus again?
i mean turning blood into wine does feel vampire-adjacent, but he did also rise from the dead so.. both?
How much would it cost to heat/cool this big, open warehouse!? Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul spoiler:
spoiler
It looks like where Mike housed the lab construction crew.
America's obsession with garages has gone too far.
(Also I'm pretty sure that's very illegal.)
From Kansas… we call this a barndominium and they are actually pretty neat. I guarantee they’re getting plenty of sun lol.
Huh. That, uh, headboard has some interesting adornments, there, pardner.
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