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[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

How pornbrained do you have to be to watch porn in the car while driving... i feel bad about looking at the radio while driving, let alone pay attention to a screen.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

lmao no shit. my man was going for broke.

reminds of that story from a few years ago, that train driver who got caught pulling his yoink in the cab... because he was completely nude also.

wonder if the pig had his utility belt cinched around his neck too, goonin' the hours away, a true gentleman of the road.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

reminds of that story from a few years ago, that train driver who got caught pulling his yoink in the cab... because he was completely nude also.

I think his train was stopped when he was jerking off, and considering the shifts they have to do, and the arbitrary rules railroads set on crews, it doesn't surprise me. Maybe he had been waiting for hours at the maneuver yard and he felt like jerking off.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

yeah... I can live with a work jerk under most circumstances... but why get completely naked? that's the part that makes it seem more about something else than a quick and convenient tug out.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah, definitely. Super specific jerk condition lol.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

I like how many times the guy lied.

"my breaks locked up."
"no, they didn't."
"well they needed to be serviced."
"no they didn't. you were holding a cell phone."
"I was getting texts from colleagues."
"it was your personal phone and you were looking at pictures of boobs."
"I quit."

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago
[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

It's much more psychotic (and therefore likely to be true) that he was watching the pornograph while stone faced, resting heart beat and completely unaroused. Just casually watching porn, no masturbation, like it's C-SPAN on in the background TV on your way to shoot some family's dog.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Dude crashed into another car so he had to have been at least a little distracted.

[-] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 5 months ago

A little sex and it's a huge deal. But literal SA of wrongfully arrested minors and straight up murder of innocent and non-threatening people and the problem is that with the citizens not trusting cops.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

most professional and responsible florida cop

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

These same people say they're genetically superior to you and me.

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Did he bust?

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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