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[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Private lounge

Enough windows to classify it as a fishtank

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

They didn't want anyone wanking inside.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I’d be more scared of the people wanking outside

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Challenge accepted

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We used to just have arcades.

On the one hand, I bet it's not all super loud in that booth. On the other, I'd prefer a blacklight-lit neon arcade to the super bright white lights of the mall's concourse.

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Man I love arcades

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Jerry daycare

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

等你吧 (děng nǐ ba) - (I'll) wait for you, or (I'm) waiting for you, possibly punning on 吧 as a transliteration of 'bar". So it's like "the waiting for you bar" or "I'm waiting for you at the bar".

[-] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Алла, я в бар
"Alla [common female first name], I'll be at the bar." That's an apocryphal practical joke which I heard from a Russian. It becomes clearer once you start shouting "Alla yav bar!" in an airport.

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

ITT: Gender philosophers getting upset at a man playing videogames while his wife shops in peace.

[-] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Was going to say why doesn’t he stay home, but now there’s the benefit of him accompanying his wife in the less secure areas between mall and car.

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Or mall and the 30 min walk home while carrying shopping bags.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Left hand facing camera, no wedding band.

In all likelihood this can be retitles: Person plays games at the mall.

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Well it looks better than standing outside the shop holding her purse

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 11 months ago

Should I invest in this idea?

Would it be broken in a day... Maybe...

Would it be worth a try? Also maybe...

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

Do people even go to malls anymore?

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Do you want me to stream our mall? It's very active

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Why even bring him at all?

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

I go to the mall with my wife because we both need dinner together after. Normally I don't like going into women's underwear stores/ bed bodyworks or Sephora because if I start wondering, then women look at me like I'm some creeper. At this point I like to go into a fishtank box and play video games.

[-] piyuv@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

You need muscle to carry bags after you’re done

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 4 points 11 months ago

Yes, designated pack mule.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

I'd go shopping more. That's better than doom scrolling my phone, but I'm quite sure those would be occupied by kids.

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You're an adult bigger stronger faster! Simply assert wrist control and that baby is yours!

[-] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Kidnapping is a crime.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If I had a wife, I would want to spend more time with her. But, that's just me. It's not like I am ever gonna get a gf, let alone a wife.

Still it's kinda funny.

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

If you had a wife you might find that sometimes you want to do your own things but still kinda be near each other, and that's okay. It's lovely to have another person in your life you can share shit with but it's also lovely to be able to say 'you like this, I like that, I'll see you in an hour and a half for dinner and the movie' or whatever.

And chin up on the gf front. You might have better luck just finding someone you like spending time with than someone who's your 'all and everything'. Like, that latter shit is unsustainable.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

You're not supposed to spend every minute with your SO. Relationships need space.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Yes. I understand that. This feels rather weird to me. If you want to play games, it can be done at home. Again, it is just what I think. I am sure, I can be wrong about it too.

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

If it's around the corner from the lingerie store, I'll use it. Or at least when I was younger. Not sure if igaf now.

[-] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 11 months ago

This is a good reminder of how glad I am not to be straight.

[-] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io -3 points 11 months ago

Or... maybe consider enjoying the time talking with your SO? Take her to some of the shops you like? Or you both like*?

*Assuming that it isn't some shitass arranged marriage crap, you actually love each other and have common interests.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

You think it's not okay to spend personal time away from your SO?

[-] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io -1 points 11 months ago

Hell no. But if you are going to the mall with them, at least make an attempt.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

I can think of a few reasons one partner would want to be off alone for a bit, or where the other person is going to just be standing there saying nothing bored for a bit because the person shopping needs to concentrate on what they're going to buy. If I'm honest going to a big mall like this is not something we'd do on a regular basis these days and getting the hell out of it would probably be high on our priority list, so in all likelihood we'd have split to sort anything that could be sorted independently so we could spend some time doing something we actually enjoy.

[-] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io -1 points 11 months ago

That would be the "make an attempt" part, yes.

I can play video games at home. Paying to play video games in a mall does not constitute "an attempt".

[-] 1ns1p1d@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I wasn't going to invite you to any parties anyway, but now I'm definitely not. Honestly, we're going to have to introduce sense-of-humor lessons at school.

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