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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 282 points 1 year ago

Im not going to call it the Gulf of America. That's embarrassing.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Nobody is except those ring-tailed dingdongs called the Republicans.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

And you. Since you posted with that exact name. Telling on yourself?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

No LOL I'm being sarcastic.

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would quote it or somehow explicitly indicate your sarcasm since it doesn't translate well over text. You can edit post titles.

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[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

I'll call it the Gulf of Carl's Jr

Because that's where we're at.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

I just realized Trump probably thinks it's the Golf of Mexico

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[-] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

Freedom Fries

[-] usernameusername@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna call it the Gulf of Chile, because Chile is the best country of chile fuck yeah 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🦅🦅

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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The fact we're going to spend money to print new fucking maps is infuriating.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Seriously, did anyone check how much money Rand-McNally and Garmin donated to the "inauguration fund?"

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Somehow I imagine schools that are just now replacing maps that show the USSR with these products of ego. Like we as a nation are hilariously bad with geography but we don't need to throw in curve balls to make us look dumber.

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[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 134 points 1 year ago
[-] arin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I was like where?

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 104 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gulf of Mexico. Don't fucking legitimize it.

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[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 93 points 1 year ago

I will not upvote any post that says gulf of America, regardless of being a joke. Fuck you.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 year ago

Gulf of America

No such place.

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[-] 5in1k@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago

Don’t even entertain the name with a joke. That’s lending it legitimacy.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago

Gulf of Mexico, you mean. The gulf of America is something that doesn't exist

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

The Gulf of America is the wealth gap between the poor and the ultra-rich.

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[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Guild of Mexico.

Flippancy or sarcasm, or not, continuing to use his language only empowers it.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 21 points 1 year ago

Instead of Canada, we're going to rename it Canamerica. Instead of Mexico, we're going to name it Mexigoingtoamerica.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Then we can take back the Canama Panal.

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[-] x00z@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

United States North of Mexico

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

North (of Mexico) America.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago

Still think its weird he didn't start with changing new Mexico to something else but instead the gulf.

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Gulf Of Disappeared Dinosaurs Area Meteorite Nuke

or short: GODDAMN

[-] Blaze@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 year ago

Not sure if funny or depressing

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[-] canitendtherabbits@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Gulf o Murica. FTFY.

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago

Sooooooo back in 2008 when I lived in Houston, we got a solid inch of snow.. and the year before that when I was in California, it froze so bad the pipes burst…

I used to joke I brought the Midwest with me but it turns out it was just climate change :(

[-] protist@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

I know this is a joke, but snow along the Gulf Coast, while not common, is also not unprecedented in the dead of winter. It was actually more common a century ago

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It snowed in the Gulf of Meh-hico? [using the Spanish pronunciation because fuck trump][eye dialect]

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[-] robolemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Can we piss everybody off by calling it The Gulf of the Americas?

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Should be called the Gulf of Water

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[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure they have more snow then parts of Canada right now

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm in Canada and I have only a tiny wisp of snow that is frozen to our very very cold ground.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

I'm in Canada, it's been snowing for days and we have 2 feet.

[-] richard3030@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

If you still have 2 feet, the frostbite isn't too bad yet.

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[-] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Nobody calls it that. Gulf of Mexico Florida man here. Republicans I know think that's dumb and no one plans to say that

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All this “””global warming””” bs is climate extremism! /s

It’s so bad that the temperature where I live (Edmonton, Alberta) barely gets below freezing during winter when it should be around -15 to -20C in December and January. Last winter, we barely had snows save a few snowstorms. Every summer, the city fills with smoke from yearly wildfires and it gets hard to breathe.

The climate was never like this in the last 10 years, yet people still say climate change isn’t human caused or doesn’t exist

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