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[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 68 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don't even know what that is, haha. ...unless? ๐Ÿฅบ

[-] AlataOrange@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 weeks ago

I definitely don't want to tie up a cute little sub from my ceiling and take advantage of them when they are totally helpless ....

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

Why's the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Big and ugly sub. Medium sized regular looking sub. All of them

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 weeks ago

love me a big sloppy ugly sub for lunch

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

I feel seen. The introvert part of me is horrified, but the big, sloppy sub part is excited to be suspended from a fake smoke detector...

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I love talking shop with my fellow silent service enthusiasts!

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mmh, I wanna step on those subs and explore their insides so badly

[-] ookiiBoy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

... Footlong sub. BLT subs. Goddamn, I'm hungry now.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

This may be reductionist, but all subs are cute and little in my eyes.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Reductionist? Maybe? But it made me feel all warm and tingly, so thanks lol

[-] Frothing@pawb.social 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] AlataOrange@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

Feel free to DM me ๐Ÿ˜˜

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sex swing is easier to say than suspension bondage.

In the end, as long as it is properly secured to a beam, you can hang a few pals from it and it will work.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

It is indeed amazing how versatile a simple hook can be. Unrelated, but you don't happen to be looking for more pals?

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't even have a hook. But I've seen videos

[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 62 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 weeks ago

You see you just have this special smoke detector and an actual detector in the same room, no one's gonna notice.

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago

The amount of places I've lived with old, busted, hard-wired smoke alarms replaced with newer battery operated ones.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Did you check them for hard points underneath?

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Huh? I've never done what is shown in the OP, was just pointing out that redundant, old smoke detectors are pretty common. Therefore, it won't arouse suspicion if you have two in a room.

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think the fingerprints and smudges are going to be more telling than a second detector.

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

hello there

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 23 points 2 weeks ago

Why do you have four smoke detectors in your bedroom?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

"It gets really hot in here"

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

Lol "hiding"

I just have multiple ceiling hard points in rooms on all 3 floors of my house.

[-] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Some sex swings do offer boxing bag experience!

[-] orsetto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

can someone repost this in about 10 hours? i might have to make a joke

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