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[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago
[-] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

the nü testament

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

I have been waiting over 2000 years for this one

[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Cliffhanger of the millennium.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No spoilers please. I still have to finish the New Testament Arc

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

The Book of Mormon was more like a fan-made expansion mod. You still need the base game to play it and it's biggest fans have weird ideas about women and sex.

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

it's biggest fans have weird ideas about women and sex.

That's true of the whole franchise.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

That's just gamers in general

[-] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

This one turns water into whiskey

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

"Jesus is back l, and he's ready to kick some butt!"

"Gimme a ham, medium-rare!" buddy-christ

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

If Jesus is so great why isn't there a Jesus 2?

[-] jack@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago
[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Ecclesiastical Boogaloo

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

How does he even aim this rifle? The stock is way too long to hold it properly. puzzled

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A fan translation exists for the NES version of JESUS. It's... alright. Kind of cribs Alien in the way that SNATCHER cribs Blade Runner. From what I hear of the sequel, the art's great but the writing has similar issues with being kind of shallow.

As an additional factoid, the first game's full title is "J.E.S.U.S.: The Dreadful Bio-Monster." (J.E.S.U.S. is a space station that only factors into the first five minutes of the game)

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Is this from an anime? If so, which one?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

It a PC-8801, PC-9801, and X68000 adventure game made by Enix.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I think it's a sequel to a 90s manga that's just called Jesus

this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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