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submitted 10 months ago by Morph9@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago
[-] Morph9@lemmy.zip 21 points 10 months ago

Ok, give me yours then. 🫱

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Take my monthly pass, I won't be needing it.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Your monthly ass?

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 19 points 10 months ago

Oh, no, step boarding pass officer, I forgot my ticket and now I'm stuck!

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Oh I was going the other way with it. "I've got my ticket officer but you're not going to like where it's at as much as I will."

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

Just reachin' up there with they whole hand, huh?

[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

New humorous sign for my bathroom.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Well, if you don't have one, you'd better have your ass ready!

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Good, because if it wasn't, there'd be trouble.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Relax, don't do it
When you want to sock it to it

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wait, are ticket inspectors allowed to slap customers' asses if they don't have their tiokets or asses ready? Asking for a friend.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Let's the wind blow the ticket away whilst maintaining eye contact with the ticket checker.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 5 points 10 months ago

Pray for the best, plan for the worst.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Knew I should've done the enema

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.

Out!

[-] hark@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I'm always ready.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Free ride! Take it easy!

[-] znatgd@ani.social 1 points 7 months ago

Should i undo the upvote?

[-] ngn@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

plese hve ticet or ass redy

this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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