379

Splash damage annoying af (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

17 comments fedilink hide all child comments

all 18 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

Skin heals, but grease stains might never wash out.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Skin heals

*terms and conditions may apply

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 months ago

I've still got some scars from my youth of making this mistake. Having little 2nd degree burns all over your chest is not a good time.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 5 months ago

But how’s your shirt? Snug? Yes. Stained? Not with fried bacon juice!

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago

Hah! True enough. I'd rather get grease on a shirt than blisters though.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Thanks for reminding me of this format. Gave me an idea for tenforward for the near future.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I'd work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

He's just ultra, ultra lean.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

LPT: Put a few spoons of water in the pan before you start to mitigate this.

[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago

I like to live dangerously

Same principle of going in for the belly rub on my cat.

The risk is worth the reward

[-] dufkm@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I'll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I'm teaching them early.

[-] hedhoncho@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

or the raw bacon might fall on your peanits and you might have to make a post on 4chan

[-] Taewyth@jlai.lu 2 points 5 months ago

little treat for french speaking folks

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Got oil burns while frying fish. I was wearing a thin tank top at the time. 10/10 don't recommend. Splash damage suuuuuucks

this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2025

379 points (99.0% liked)

memes

16555 readers

992 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civil

No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politics

This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent reposts

Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No bots

No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads

No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

!tenforward@lemmy.world : Star Trek memes, chat and shitposts
!lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world : Lemmy Shitposts, anything and everything goes.
!linuxmemes@lemmy.world : Linux themed memes
!comicstrips@lemmy.world : for those who love comic stories.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Tenthrow@lemmy.world

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website