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Sometimes perfect headlines write themselves
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glad to see he's recovered from stickittodamaniosis
felony charges for guitar theft
Love to throw people into a dark cell for years at a time because they desperately wanted to play music.
trying to steal guitars and an amplifier four times over the last five weeks
Not like he stole bread or some shit
He desperately wanted to pawn the stolen guitars to buy drugs.
That’s a weird take tbh.
Meanwhile I was reading about how another 2 kids from the movie married each other. That was the fee good story to this terrible one
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2025
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