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[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago

The proposed bill is called the ELON MUSK Act, which stands for Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy.

I want to scream. So fucking dumb.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

Of all the shitty bill names, I'll give this one a pass

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

All the jokes trying to come out of my brain right now:

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

I'm actually sitting here stunned because with a few words and a picture you managed to sum up my ADHD brain extremely well.

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Nevertheless

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

this is literally all they do - come up with backronyms

that is the job of a politician in the great satan

[-] T34_69@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

More like ~~Eliminate~~ Looting of Our Nation by ~~Mitigating~~ Unethical State Kleptocracy

LONUSK

[-] nightshade@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Encouraging Looting of Our Nation by Moronic and Unethical State Kleptocracy

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago

this is so fucking ableist. he's autistic. he can't help it if he breaks the law and just so happens to greatly profit off it. imagine you were born with self-diagnosed aspergers to an extremely wealthy family in apartheid south africa and tell me you wouldn't do exactly what he did. especially considering he simply doesn't know better due to his autism

[-] crime@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

self-diagnosis is valid except for elon musk. you've heard of autistic peer review, we're doing autistic retraction

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

The proposed bill is called the ELON MUSK Act, which stands for Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy.

Such a deeply unserious country

[-] Grapho@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking Kids Next Door ass congress. All they know is make acronym, eat hot chip and take bribes.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

make acronym

screm-aaaaa

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

They couldn't just refer to it as the Elon Musk act because it was aimed specifically at him. No, gotta come up with a dumbass fucking acronym. The world superpower, ladies and gentlemen.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Naming in such a ridiculous and combative way makes it easier to vote against and dismiss it.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

but of course, days before the election, mark thought it was appropriate to get belligerent on camera in a factually wrong defense of genocide. good stuff. in one of the safest seats in the country i might add.

[-] TheGenderWitch@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

they literally are just banning any and all minorities from the government

[-] fox@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

I bet if we make it even more illegal they'll stop breaking laws without consequences

[-] blame@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

this is never going to work, they need to get a friendly general to blast him

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't this be one of them "bill of attainder" things, like the tiktok ban except the courts might actually care?

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