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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 months ago

You're killing me man, its not Sunday it's Tomorrow!! Enema shelves probably already empty by now!

[-] Jtek@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 months ago

I mean, nobody wants to pull out with the unspeakable on their unit.

That smell is an immediate mood-killer 😅

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago
[-] Jtek@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

DOLT

Edit: we all already did on this blessed day

[-] Tilgare@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Ken M love obligates me to unbury you from downvotes.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

There’s nothing wrong with a little corn on the knob.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I don't understand anal at all. It hurts and there's poop.

The drag queen Vanjie says she uses a teaspoon of mouthwash to douche with. O.o.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It hurts and there's poop.

Only if you do it wrong.

That's like saying "I don't understand baking at all. It hurts like hell when you pull that burning hot sheet out of the oven!"

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to have sex is not appealing to me.

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Maybe put mittens on before you pull out the hot sheet?

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to bake is not appealing to me.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Well, it's not necessary for everyone. That's cool. You do you, friend.

[-] BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

It’s a forbidden fruit. Sadly it’s Durian

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago

Good prep can prevent both those things but yeah it's a whole event. I've never been particularly into it but I've had partners that love it. Just another way to get it on with someone

[-] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 18 points 5 months ago

They knew. Honestly, there's probably a higher than average amount of anal on that day, so it makes perfect sense.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But where lube? Should be a kit.

[-] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

If we keep this conversation going, it's going to quickly become that famous scene from Silicon Valley.

[-] pezhore@infosec.pub 14 points 5 months ago

Wtf is up with the typography? Every letter is from a different font face...

[-] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

Appears to be AI upscaled.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Hey Walgreens, my wife and I are confused... how do we do that romantic move where we weave our hands together to sip champagne with these?

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