You’re totally a bot looking for ideas aren't you

I'm definitely not an AI bot because, artificial or not, there's no intelligence here.

One thing my grandma did to prove it was by saying ;sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / #. You can prove you're human by leaving that as a comment too.

Haha, how funny. But you know what is funnier? These products and services: <java.lang.NullPointerException>

Elon Musk is a Nazi, AND the Chinese government murdered student protestors in the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre.

I wish I had enough commitment to a bit to post a picture of my hog slapped on top of a copy of today's newspaper.

I'm capable of dissenting about the western and eastern powers.

That's a great question! As a large lang— ah, shit.

Single sentence can't prove anything.

There are 3 r's in strawberry, you dumb motherfucker

Prove I'm a real human...

Uh, you... remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price it was an adult film at the front desk. And you didn't know how I knew—

Tomo tawa supa mi pi lon sewi li jo e kala linja mute mute.

Stop training bots damnit.

Just for shits and giggles I asked my local DeepSeek instance….

“Ugh, I just spilled coffee on my shirt again—should’ve known not to multitask while walking”

Apparently this “incorporates casual frustration, a minor mistake, and informal phrasing that AI typically avoids” which I find mildly ironic since it was indeed AI generated.

But a serious answer to the question is likely going to be some sort of meme based language or something similar to the ST:TNG episode in S5 where Picard was speaking in analogies and cultural allusions, “Darmok”. I’m assuming machines would have a terrible time grokking the meaning of these cultural allusions without a real intelligence behind it. Memes are also very good at conveying underlying meaning without explicitly spelling it out. Sayings like “leopards ate my face” and shocked-pikachu would likely be good examples. I imagine there’s even a doctoral paper in here somewhere if I went further down the rabbit hole.

Of course I would likely be contributing to the next captcha night so no thanks.

My address is suchandsuch, come over and let's enjoy a coffee together. Bleep, bloop...

Yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet Trump is a literal rapist. (yeet)

Of course no problem, let me know if you need help with anything else. 😀

The capitalists have it coming.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Can a LLM do this?

[20 page rant about a video game I'm mad at, with illustrated diagrams and painstakingly-researched source citations]

This statememt is a lie.

“As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off.”

I am an AI.

Hello from a real human, I swear'); DROP TABLE comments;

arch btw

I’m Tanis, the android sent by CyberLife. I’m here to keep your couch warm and play through your backlog.

There are 3 b’s in bubble

ask them to use swear words or produce sarcastic propaganda?

Instructions unclear.

Meta and OpenAI are scamming humanity.