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[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 113 points 1 week ago

Foreign language classes in high school creates gender abolitionists

It certainly fuels the flames.

Once you start asking why the hell the french have to gender everything, you start asking why we have to gender anything.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

It's all a construct!

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 week ago

French is wild, but it’s actually pretty easy to remember genders for appliances in particular. Generally, the more attractive the appliance, the less questionable its gender. Who could misgender a swamp cooler or a blender?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago

Generally, the more attractive the appliance, the less questionable its gender.

Lol what

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago

You trying to tell me that you don’t know your toaster’s safe word?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Oh is that what that Cancel button is for?

[-] Zanudous@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

No, you have to force the handle to the up position.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Well that certainly doesn't sound consensual.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago

Just switch to German, I know it's die Geschirrspülmaschine

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Das ist die Waschmaschine! Setzen, sechs!

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Die, Bart, die! Herrgott nochmal!

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[-] ninja@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Not knowing any German I can't tell the difference between this being correct or your putting down "the water sloshing noise machine" with a German accent.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
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[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Germans: German is such a beautiful language!

German:

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

It's beautiful in its precision and how it constantly clears your throat

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[-] Flaqueman@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago

What do you thin? It's conceptually a hole that gets wet!

[-] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

It's conceptually Ben Shapiro's wife.

[-] Flaqueman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Exactly. Masculine

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[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago
[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

SEND THAT CUNT BACK TO HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME

Telefrancais haunted my nightmares so badly as a child

[-] Ethalis@jlai.lu 29 points 1 week ago

C'mon, une machine a laver is obviously a girl! Unless you call it a lave-linge instead, in which case it's a boy.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[-] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Teacher: Time for the French, get your berets!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

“Mark, please pass out the baguettes to the class. Only take one!”

[-] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

It can be both ! You can either call it "un lave-linge" or "une machine à laver".

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[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Un baguette, une baguette, le la.

Il y a un truc qui peut vous servir dans cette situation là.

Dites juste deux baguettes.

C'est un peu plus cher mais en tout cas, il vaut la peine et vous aurez deux baguettes à la fin.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

A baguette, a baguette, the a.

There is a trick that can help you in this situation.

Just say two baguettes.

It is a little more expensive but in any case, it is worth it and you will have two baguettes at the end.

I don't think the translator worked that well here, but I think it makes it funner lmao

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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My native language is gendered but I still don't always know how I'm supposed to talk about male members of a species with a feminine name or vice versa.

"A person by the name of Mary was..." "Person" is masculine. Mary can hear me and I don't want to offend her. "Was" has a masculine and a feminine form.

I think the masculine form of "was" would be technically correct, but then do I have to use masculine pronouns? "A person by the name of Mary was there and he..." The real answer is to rephrase what I said to avoid awkward grammar.

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[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

That's common in most Latin derived languages

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 11 points 1 week ago

Doesn’t it depend on if it’s a top load or bottom load model?

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

in my Spanish (HS) class if I don't know I just guess based off of the vibes

I've guessed correctly more often than not

[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

I don’t know how German compares to French or Spanish, but in German things can be masculine, feminine, or neutral. What I do—which is partially as a protest, and partially out of laziness—is to assume every non-person noun is neutral.

It works surprisingly well in IT where basically all nouns are neutral, but I probably sound like Kevin from The Office in every other context.

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[-] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

The word for potato is my favorite. It’s so fancy and English just calls it a potato.

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[-] Llufollis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

A machine in french is feminine. It come from latin machina (μαχανά in Greek) which is feminine (-ina suffix is feminine). Washing is just a verb so it have no influence on the "gender".

A washing machine -> Une machine à laver

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[-] wisely@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

This is my biggest struggle with German. 3 genders and then plurals, cases etc that can change it again.

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe it's a trans washing machine, you shouldn't assume its gender. /j

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Washing Machines are girls for some reason... same as dryers

[-] GrosPapatouf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

In France, "lave-linge" and "machine à laver" are equally common. The first is masculine and the second feminine. For dryers, "sèche-linge" is definitely most common, and is masculine. Of course this might be very different in Quebec or other french-speaking regions.

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