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Beard Guide (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by MelonYellow@lemmy.ca to c/coolguides@lemmy.ca

Stumbled on this from Wikipedia looking for the Hulk Hogan

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[-] silverchase@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 month ago
[-] Nougat@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago

Either Stargate or Birth Canal.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago
[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The ~~loner~~ loooooooooooner

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 1 month ago

Babe Magnet

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Number 10 has a different name now

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 month ago
[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Yup, the short Austrian man copied Charlie Chaplin. Apparently he was a big fan of Chaplin, Chaplin on the other hand was not a fan of him (see "the great dictator") :3

[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Wait, I thought a goatee is what is labelled 'circle' ... is that a Canadian thing or ?

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Where I am from in the States 19 would be a Van Dyke (18) and 32 would be a Goatee. I don’t know what 18 is supposed to be called.

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I've always heard the circle beard called a goatee too, but I think I heard Bill Simmons, of all people, mention that goatee is supposed to refer to a beard that hangs down from your chin, like a goat. It makes sense as an etymology. The circle beard is essentially a goatee + mustache.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

USA, I've always known number 19 as the goatee. I grew up around goats though, so I just sorta assumed it was named after the tuft of hair that goats often have under their chin.

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Tbh, I’ve heard both

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Relevant guide:

[-] protist@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

I thought I had that "haven't shaved in a few days" look because I'm lazy, but apparently I'm rocking "designer stubble." I feel significantly fancier

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What does that turn into if you don't touch it for 4 weeks? That's what I have, and it's not on this list.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

A neckbeard?

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago

The Ned Kelly would also be known as the Dalston/Williamsburg/Brunswick/(insert very urban hipster district name) Woodsman

[-] JovialSodium@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Or unix beard. Though perhaps not as tidy, stereotypically.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I was disappointed to not find the 19th century classic continuous sideburns+mustache combo:

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

magnificent. ambrose burnside you magnificent SOB, let those sideburns fly

[-] DearMoogle@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Aww the friendly mutton chops are shaking hands:)

[-] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

By far my favourite facial hair. I’m so sad I don’t have the jawline for it ;_;

[-] three@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Where's "normal"? In between a 1 and 35?

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

18 is traditionally called a "Musketeer" in competitive circles.

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

...i don't see a drake on the chart...

(no, not the f*cking rapper)

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I don't know if I have a Ned Kelly or a Garibaldi. It probably depends on how long it's been since I cleaned it up.

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