"He won't make that mistake again," the teen went on to say.
"I decided to show him mersey"
"namaste"
"Fuck youuuuuu..."
#Splash#
Laughed out loud that.
This is my favorite headline in history. Humanity has peaked.
What's a karate kick? That impractical jumping side kick?
Does karate only teach one kick? I mean, I did tae kwon do and we had a lot of kicks. It was mostly kicking.
Karate is the opposite of tae Kwon do. You stand on your hands and only do punches.
You mean a drop kick?
Personally, I blame the type of music kids are listening to.
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Some people just can't handle a boot to the head.
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The Mancunian reboot of Karate Kid looking good 👍
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