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submitted 1 year ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world

With a government shutdown four days away, thanks largely to House Republicans’ inability to stop fighting amongst themselves, far-right Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert thought it important to focus on their pet grievances on Wednesday.

Greene successfully used the Holman rule to attach an amendment to a short-term defense spending bill to reduce Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin’s yearly salary to $1. Austin, the first African American Secretary of Defense, was “destroying our military” and had allowed recruitment to fall to “crisis levels,” Greene huffed.

The move was purely a stunt: She previously said she’d vote against the defense bill anyway because she objected to its inclusion of aid for Ukraine.

Not to be outdone, Boebert successfully inserted an amendment to reduce the annual salary for Assistant Secretary of Defense for Readiness Shawn Skelly, who is transgender, to $1.

In a transphobic rant, she accused Skelly of espousing “wokeism” that had caused “significant harm to our military readiness and troops’ morale.”

Democrats didn’t bother asking for a roll call vote on Greene’s amendment, which is almost certainly dead on arrival in the Senate. She still predictably gloated about it on social media afterwards.

While House Republicans managed to advance the defense bill on Tuesday night, as well as three other spending bills—part of ultraconservative members’ demands to consider 12 individual funding bills rather than one sweeping continuing resolution to keep the government open—House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) has made zero progress on thwarting a shutdown.

He is reportedly planning to bring a short-term funding bill to the floor on Friday that cuts spending and includes border security measures—but at least eight hardline Republicans are still vowing to kill it. According to Politico, they are Reps. Andy Biggs (AZ), Eli Crane (AZ), Cory Mills (FL), Matt Gaetz (FL), Tim Burchett (TN), Andy Ogles (TN), Wesley Hunt (TX) and Matt Rosendale (MT). Boebert is also likely to join them.

“We are going to pass 12 appropriations bills before I will consider a [continuing resolution],” Ogles said.

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I submitted obviously bunk shit at my work I'd be fired. With lives literally on the line, why do they get to be the loudest clowns in the circus? I'm watching two people with room temperature IQs fuck a country.

[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

room temperature IQs

This has to be my new favorite insult. I am absolutely going to use this and pass it along, stranger.

[-] emmanuel_car@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

Even more savage if you live somewhere that uses celsius

[-] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

So like, most of the world?

[-] emmanuel_car@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

I mean, I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but, yes

[-] chaogomu@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I've always been partial to saying "about as sharp as a pound of wet liver". It just seems more visceral.

[-] thesprongler@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately as the years go by, it will become less of an insult.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They were never hired to govern.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I hate them so very very much. It's terrible that the minority in this country has such an outsize influence.

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 year ago

And this is what conservatives consider politicians.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

"Huuur she's fightin' fer what I believe in."

Progress doesn't matter. Only optics.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Only winning. And zero sum game. :/

[-] Bdtrngl@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

I say we bring back dueling and let those 2 hash it out colonial style.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

I'm not convinced MTG and Boebert aren't just the same domestic terrorist that occasionally changes wig color and adds or removes a pair of glasses.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

There's a Tina Fey/Amy Poehler film somewhere in there.

[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Amy Poehler is gonna need to nearly overdose on HGH assuming she's playing Marjorie

[-] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I guess this is kind of an off colour narrative to partake in but I have wondered for a while, if Michelle Obama is perceived as overly masculine in appearance (and we are all aware of the awful commentary on that topic that I won’t repeat here) then how can we look past Marge over here who literally looks like a World Gym ad circa 1990?

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

She looks like micky rourke.

[-] CosmicApe@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

They look like a couple of howler monkeys

[-] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

So I lived in Flores Guatemala, known as the jumping off point to Tikal and other Mayan ruins.

It is also Howler monkey central and you could expect to hear them howling away every day and night, especially in the rain.

Howler monkeys scream with emotion and passion. Politicians are incapable of being that earnest and honest.

[-] Powerpoint@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

That's insulting to howler monkeys.

[-] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

you know why they have that stupid look on their faces? its because theyre stupid.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago
[-] silverbowling@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

It would be funny if not for the damage they are causing

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 19 points 1 year ago

The sexual tension is getting out of hand. They really need to expel their egg sacks and fertilize all over each other already.

[-] Elaine@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

This is so disgustingly fitting!

[-] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

That poor man sitting in between those two...

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

He's tired, boss. Tired of all the bullshit they slingin'.

[-] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I've never thought to ask this before, but is seating for congress preassigned? Or is it a "first come first serve" deal?

[-] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I would assume it's assigned seating, could be wrong. Man's looks like he would have moved if he could have.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) has made zero progress on thwarting a shutdown.

What an odd line, especially since he killed a bipartisan bill That was introduced specifically to prevent a government shutdown. That statement implies that he is working toward avoiding a government shutdown when in reality he's working very hard to ensure one.

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wait, i live in Montana. Let me harass that pos for a min

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Double pos isn't my district and requires a zip code from his own dipshit district to send an email

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I picked some museum in Billings as an address and told him to pass a fuckin budget

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Y’all live in glass houses dudetts… shouldn’t be lobbing stones.

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

If Mccarthy gave any fucks for the country, he'd bring an omnibus bill forward and convince a few other Republicans to vote with democrats. Let the cards fall where they will with his speakership.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is Boebert gonna get handsy?

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