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[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Absolutely abhorrent, bravo!!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 2 days ago
[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Right? Like who is the literal idiot that did this..gonna break someone's teeth

[-] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

For real, who uses a fork on a calzone?

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

People who order a clam calzone are the first people that come to mind.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 38 points 2 days ago

This reminds me of the time my mates and I got together and made the absolute best oyster calzones. The shells actually add great flavor to the dough, you'd be surprised. Just cut the calzone up and eat it. The best part was none of that ever happened because this is insane, but I love it.

[-] m4xie@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago
[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

I liked when GPT was new and just played β€œyes and” to whatever weird recipes you could think up

[-] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

DELETE THIS

[-] turbulentMagma@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

I thought "clams doesn't sound so bad" I didn't expect the shells to be there

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's not that bad, you just spit out the shells while you eat. Just like how you have to spit out the seeds when you eat watermelon pizza

[-] noride@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

This abomination will be remembered as one of humanities greatest failures.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

Oh this has nothing to do with humanity. This ought to be a cosmic horror.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 days ago
[-] nik282000@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Your mom let me visit the clamzone last night. Tell her sorry about the curtains.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I never did hit the bottom of the clamzone, but I beat the hell out of the sides.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 days ago

Man, if that was my mom and you did anything to her curtains, she will have made sure to make you feel sorry. I hope you like a beating.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

She charges extra for that.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago
[-] mtchristo@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Give this to someone you hate. Really hate.

[-] Majorllama@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

If this isn't against the Geneva convention we need to get this shit added immediately. What the fuck is this.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

For a second I thought this was an exploded Wiener dog

[-] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Why do the shells of those clams look softer than the calzones (protective hard?) shell?

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Well... you'll certainly get your daily calcium from that.

[-] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I thought this to be a AI generated picture that is supposed to fuck with you until I read the title.

This is high in calcium and good for your bones.

[-] tarsn@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago
[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't touch this

this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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