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Tasted some, delicious. Unrelated note, my whole house is pitch black, can't see a thing! Isn't that weird?
I am going to pretend that you are serious, you liar! The handyman specifically used to drink into every barrel for this reason!!!
That was probably worth some good money at the time.
The last known liquid on Earth not contaminated with microplastics.
I can fix that!
Don’t drink that
Agreed. Send it to me to dispose of properly
It's 100 year old jersey bathtub hooch. Let me live stream you drinking that paint thinner.
Aged 100 years with hints of jersey bathtub? People would pay a premium
Do I detect notes of saltwater taffy and Axe body spray?
If someone tested it for wood alcohol I'd try it. I just don't want those Jake leg blues.
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