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Maybe someone should teach them bloodletting.
Let all that nasty cortisol flow right out
Bloodletting is pretty beneficial tho...
I mean, not everyone donating does it out of the goodness of their heart, there's a health benefit.
But back when they just let it out... That's still the treatment for lead poisoning and off the top of my head I can't think of a reason it wouldn't help with micro plastics in the same way.
But when bloodletting was a big thing. So was lead poisoning.
It wasn't helping for the reason people thought, but it's not up there with surgeons intentionally not washing their hands before surgery
Scientist here. Microplastics in the body are too ingrained in our bodies for bloodletting to do much of anything. They're even found in fetuses.
The good news (?) is we don't know enough about microplastics to conclusively say they're horrible for our health. The bad news is, I'd bet a lot of money that they are.
The whole situation seems pretty hopeless. Is there any hope for improving the situation, or can we only hope that our governments can ban plastic outside of necessary areas before it goes further south?
Well, we don't yet have evidence that it's bad for our bodies, per se. That's step one to getting things to change, IMO. So far we just have theories. Personally, I subscribe to the theory that microplastics are linked to changes in immune cell function/inflammation, which in turn leads to changes in the brain amd leads to some types of neurodegeneratove disorders like Alzheimer's. Again, a theory, not any conclusive proof. It could be the case that microplastics aren't causing damage.
But, with the technology we have now, I can imagine some solutions. Most promising, in my opinion, would be something akin to an mRNA vaccine. Introduce the mRNA to your body to produce a protein that targets plastic and leads to its removal from the body, almost like an antibody.
But with the NIH in the United States now targeting mRNA vaccine research for "critical review" as part of Trump's agenda, the technology may not be long for this part of the world... even though it has revolutionized our ability to quickly, safely, and inexpensively produce vaccines against disease.
Well, Europe is picking up researchers now like an inverse Operation Paperclip, so it's possible research could continue.
Yes, like that. Good job, some idiots may actually believe that. Now post it on wherever those idiots are like instragram and tiktok or whatever.
Bloodletting is definitely NOT a treatment for lead poisoning, or for anything that you can think of.
Poisoning by metals is usually treated by using a chelating agent: a molecule that creates an ionic bond with that metal, and makes it easier for the body to excrete it or prevents it from being absorbed further, like dimercaprol or EDTA.
Guys, we figured all this shit out in the 18th and 19th century. How are we going back to the days of the dumbdumb? This moronic concept of "me think so must be" is dead: we actually test hypothesis now.
Which one is Donatello?
Oxytocin is Leo as the group leader for social bonding, cortisol is Ralph because he's always stressed, dopamine is Donny playing with his machines and tech for the challenge/reward, and serotonin is Michaelangelo the happy party dude.
She fartin'
The Four Tempers are far more important anyway. Woe, Frolic. Dread. Malice.
It's all leading up to the reveal of the fifth temper: Heart
Finale tonight 👀
Women in my bed only helps temporarily. Is there a more long-term solution?
Marry her?
When will trepanning come back?
Well leeches did make a comeback, there are the ones with the TikTok channel or in politics
Four humors? Like four types of jokes?
Yea I don’t get it at all. I don’t understand the tweet or the screenshot.
Look up the Four Humors, it predated germ theory.
I find it crazy how much niche information that some people on the internet seem to know.
Xkcd I'm one of the 10000...
It's also crazy to realize something you think to be common knowledge turns out to not be common knowledge. We learned about the four humours in high school English because it's relevant to analyzing older texts. I don't think I know anyone IRL who don't know what they are.
Well, lots of folks here, who speak English as a second language. I had my analyzing-older-texts classes in German, where these humours were not relevant to the best of my knowledge. I once heard about them in psychology class, but that's about it.
English is also my second language, but I still remember learning at least a little bit about it. Maybe it was in history class, or maybe it was as part of the introduction to germ theory in natural sciences class
Don't, they need to learn how to use the internet and not just use "their shortcuts" like an old person.
you need to learn how to communicate with people and help them instead of expecting everyone stay completely isolated and do everything by themselves.
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2025
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