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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 50 points 11 months ago

Sorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Depends on which lips he's using.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago

Came here just to make that joke!

[-] hmonkey@lemy.lol 4 points 11 months ago
[-] zedgeist@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Roses are red
Violets are violet
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Should sometimes stay quiet

(not mine; stolen from somewhere)

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago
[-] jasonwnclife@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

First solid out loud laugh I have had in a few days.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Here’s to many more then!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He's hopelessly attracted to black holes

And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

First I smashed pluto, now I'm coming for uranus.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago
[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You can see the trauma in this pic. So sad.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago
[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

He’s a thirsty, thirsty man.

Combos!

[-] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

But... I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Probably talk shit

[-] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 5 points 11 months ago

Neils penis is a massive man meatier.

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dude chill, at least give me time to prepare myself first

[-] alykanas@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

You know he saying to himself “Pretty good, Neil, pretteeeeee guhd”

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I'll take Urmum next.

this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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