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[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 month ago

Fig. 1 "I'm contributing to the vast collection of human knowledge, it's not about the money."

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

being a worker in the third world be like.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

But at least you're getting a lot of valuable experience that will be marketable on your CV later on /s

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sadly, the more senior you get, the less important your resume becomes.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Imma need three more of them blue pills homie

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Fuck it, I need three more red pills, too

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Is more less pay actually more or less money?

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Chomp. Om nom nom.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

imagine what could be accomplished if scientists just fucking unionized already

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Never seen this format before, but it's going places

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mine is stealing a tradition from another religion that is a subculture and is formally an anticult of that culture. It can, and does, eat every cult. One of the basic intro rules is to have no money. You can use money, pretend to have money and all that nonsense but if you think it's owned, then she will make things an order of magnitude worse than you even thought you could imagine, to your very existence.

Also, fix the universe after people fuck everything up in ways that cannot be undone is with the other pill.

I dare someone know what this path is, is called, and why I chose the path. Bonus points if you guess what the not-so-secret skill (everyone ignores it so it essentially is anyway) is to boot!

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can we start mass producing those red pills and feed them en masse til all the not-paper just disappears in the meaningful fashion?

That'll fix so many problems in the world that we might overthrow those responsible for destroying it. That all being as it is, then we can just stop pretending the anti-real sigil talisman that's being incanted to be seen as currency, even though it isn't.

this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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