I am autistic, which you probably could have just derived from the rest of this comment. Questions like these are so terrifying to me. So I always have a fun fact on hand.
"What's new?"
"I just learned that only female cats have a calico pattern!"
Then you can talk about cats instead of your life.
That's a great idea honestly. I'd love it if more people gave replies like that.
That's quite ingenious actually
Same with tortoiseshell coloring, and orange tabbies are usually male!
That's me too. And personally, I think you're my type of person to talk to.
something like 95% of calicos are female
color in felines is expressed on the X chromosome. humans with XX have the same kinds of patterns on their skin from combinations each parent's DNA, but skin color isn't expressed there so it isn't visible
It's not an absolute rule, but it's true in the vast majority of cases. The coloring is on the X chromosome, and males usually have only one, but some males with have an extra X chromosome (XXY) and those can be calico. It's rare.
You're right, that does sound particularly like something an autistic person would say. It's also something I'd be perfectly happy to hear and engage with.
"Ah you know, same old."
gettin' better at turnin' food to poop, you?
Pretty sure you technically get worse at this as you age
maybe you do, sylv. some of us age like fine manure
Not too much. Just doing the daily.
This is an honest and correct answer if that is your situation. Nothing wrong with that.
Living the dream
I'm functioning within normal parameters.
Usually a brief "I just read/played/watched such-and-such"
If they know it, we can chat about it. If they don't, and they're interested, we can chat about it. Otherwise, the conversation moves on and the social rite is concluded successfully.
"Nothing worth mentioning, you?"
The court order was very clear that I am not allowed to discuss that. How about you? Anything new?
This wins the thread !lemmysilver
Thank you, thank you. I'd like to dedicate this award to all the antisocial people out there who just want to be left alone.
I'm honoured you'd think of us thanks so much
And that's all I'll do, I won't bug anyone about it or anything. I know my own kind. And since having to deal with people would be necessary to claim a portion of the prize money, I won't even bother anyone with that!
I tell the truth. Nothing. I don't care to expend the energy to make up an excuse.
Not much, you?
Not much how’bout yoy?
It gets awkward
Something is always happening in your life.
What you really mean is "When you don't think that anyone would be interested in what's happening in your life."
If you've been absorbing media, tell us what you've been watching/reading/playing. If you have this encounter out in public, say where you're going now, or what you're looking forward to doing when that's done.
Hell, even if you've been laying in bed for a week and someone asks, say you've been catching up on some sleep.
There's always something, and as mundane as you think your answer might be, it'll be easier for them to continue the conversation on that one piece of information than saying "you know, same old".
I can’t remember the last time nothing has been going on in my life. It sounds wonderful.
The cosmic horrors persist, but so do I
"I'm a normal user of sidewalks."
This reminds me of the time that I learned that the correct answer to "what's up?" is "what's up?" At least in the context of that one coworker who would say that to me as we were walking past each other.
I've since learned to recognize these things as a "bid for connection". It generally has little to do with the content of the question or the answer and everything to do with relating.
So basically there is no wrong answer. And there are lots of good examples in this thread!
Personally I tend to answer "not much" as a knee-jerk reaction, but sometimes I'll remember to say something else after that.
I take a short breath and pull out my phone.
I notate when I last saw them.
I then pull out my document of every major event that occurred to me from point A to point B.
They look confused.
I comfort them.
I gently remind them that I'm on this ride with them. And if they didn't want to be informed, they shouldnt have asked.
I clear my throat, and start at the top of the list.
It's not a real question that requires an answer. You say 'not much' or 'same old same old' and move on.
"But I haven't seen you in over a decade!"
I said, SAME. OLD!
I usually go with "oh, same old same old" or "nothing fun" and try to divert back to something someone else talked about. But to be fair, I am a terrible conversationalist.
In general, switch the question to, "What's new in the world?"
"you know, new day, same old, how about you?" think of it as a game of catch, throw the ball back, if you don't want to / or have a quick answer.
"New toilet paper, same shit" is how an old boss of mine used to say it. Good for if you want to go clever yet crude.
Same shit, bigger pile
I'm partial to "the devil shits on the biggest pile"
If things are really bad it's just "living the dream"
That face could mean yes and no. Classic Michael Keaton.
How does he know?
Difficult. It was dark and he had a stressful ~~day~~ uhm night. So who counts a dump here and there.
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