Imaginary numbers do imaginary things
Sounds complex.
i agree
Uhh, my portfolio just dropped to $(√-1). Do I hodl?
Buy the dip or smth
I’ve got a whole trunk load of Copenhagen. What now?
Oh shit oh fuck
write the rest of that song
This specifically is likely due to losses but also due to a large withdrawal or something.
They have really turned on Donald Trump, which is kind of interesting considering the amount of slurs.
Well see the problem is Trump isn't conservative enough
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on the other side you got the bears that just quadrupled their money on put options. bears are always losing let them have this moment.
i have the bear phenotype and yet i have not quadrupled my money what am i doing wrong
You are woke, therefore you are broke. Those are the rules, sorry.
you would if you had gambled all your money (and your grandma's pension money), borrowed on top and marginmaxxing and put all of it on out of the money put options on NASDAQ.
In hindsight, it was very naive of me to assume that whole Gamestop/Robinhood fiasco would have taught these nerds that this shit was rigged from the start even if you followed all the supposed rules.
The game does not exist so the rich can play it. The game exists so the rich can win it and have it look like they won it fairly.
The Hexbear market strikes again!
alexa what is portfolio balancing
no seriously, I am completely clueless
Its just buying different shit. You might pick up some stocks from some different sectors, maybe some bonds, some commodities, etc.
The issue right now is that everything is tanking.
Even with everything tanking, it’s impressively bad investing to lose 100% of your investments on a <15% overall stock market downturn.
That's what options are for!
Ah that'll be it. They've gambled their entire portfolio (if you can even call it that) on a bunch of put options that suddenly became impossible to fill the moment the market rebounded. 5-dimensional chess move.
Buying a basket of blue chip crypto projects
The supply is 0 so the price is infinite
Just supply and demand
Looks like you still got a cent there. Get back in the game!
If we are being honest r/wallstreetbets are always going through something.
...how? markets are bad but how do you lose 100%?
EDIT: Probably gambled the entire balanced on put options just before the tariffs were reversed lmfao
Those Bed, Bath and Beyond holders are going to be really upset.
oh no, numby go down
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Didn't sell when warren did smh idiot
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