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Bro what did I do to make all these kings mad? I don't play phone games.

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[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

My question is why do all mobile games have titles like Hero Kingdom Adventure Defense Wars or Mech Arena Star Legends Battle Survival? Very rarely do you see a game with a unique title named after its setting that isn't based on an existing IP.

Like if Mario Brothers came out as a mobile game in 2025 for the first time, it'd be called "Mushroom Legendary Kingdom Defense Survival."

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Keyword hacking to include genre terms and also to siphon traffic from people searching for titles of other popular games. It's no different than the long wide-net titles of items on amazon.

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 week ago

They probably heard you call monarchies cringe

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

But they ARE cringe and stinky too!

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

If you’re making kings angry, you’re doing something right.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

If they don't stop screaming, we're gonna have

ukkk

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

sometimes I have to use a computer that doesn't have all my favorite ad-blocking stuff on it, and it's wild how many mobile games ads there are on basic news sites.

and what really crunches my crackers is how they always demo someone playing it wildly stupid. I know it must drive engagement/clicks, but I hate it. I hate seeing it because I always watch the guy do the wrong thing.

this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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