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[-] SGG@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

Smooth hair free legs make you run faster in CS2.

They also make it easier to slip into cute femboy outfits.

Win-win!

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

It would need to work on Linux (wayland + Nvidia) first of all. Which it does not, quite the opposite is the case: it crashes my whole PC.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 year ago

If you like to play a girl character in a video game, you might like playing one in real life

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago

It happened to me and it could happen to youuuuuu! 😱

[-] lorty@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Nah! I just want someone hot to look at. What am I doing to do, watch a dude for 40 hours? Gaaaaayyyyyy!

[-] HeyLow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago

You mean you don't know about the speed exploit? When you use this you gain +2 dexterity but lose -2 cold resistance. But the -2 cold resistance can be negated by equipping a pair of programmer socks and also gives you +2 comfort!

[-] Neato@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Do the programmer socks come in striped and thigh high for additional cold res?

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

There are programmer socks that aren't striped thigh-highs??

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I am not in on this, can someone educate me so that I can understand your weird jokes?

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

The ad on the left is for gaming products, but the picture is for a hair eraser/exfoliator. The joke is that gamers are all uWu femboys.

I mean, a lot of us probably are, but there's going to be a few that are outliers.

Then again, I like my legs being hair free, especially during summer, makes me feel cooler (but only temperature wise, I'm as awkward as all hell otherwise)

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Girls aren't real /s

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Uh oh. I don't know what uWu is. Sorry :(

[-] harmonea@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Consider yourself lucky and walk away like you just dodged a bullet

[-] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is a "hair exfoliator" as painful to use as it sounds?

[-] harmonea@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's like using a very fine-grit sandpaper on your legs, so if that's what you were imagining... yes? Maybe? You basically slowly buff off the hair.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Hahaha, great, thank you.

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Amazon ads for "gamer" stuff that is otherwise very femme coded happens when Amazon thinks you are trans and serves you ads about it (presumably before the recipient knows)

[-] Perditija@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

That's indeed interesting, I never get femme coded stuff recommended and I'm a cis woman gamer... Amazon just wants to sell me faster SSDs

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Oh sorry I should have been more specific. What is the product that the joke is about?

Or is it just a funny pink shape that is feminine and that is the joke?

[-] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I run around with a knife irl, it provides a speed advantage.

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