We must protect original american ideas like "what if we had doordash, but for someone to come wipe your ass for you?" 🤔
Backdoordash
that's my grindr alias
Don't y'all have a kelly emote for this lol
What if genocide were good actually?
"At least I can criticize the president of my country" libs pretty quiet right now.
illegal ideas 
lmfaooooooooo
I think they should focus on the brain drain and keeping American ideas from leaving the country
But Mr. ICE, the illegal ideas are coming from inside the country! 
Remember that time when the Seppos suppressed Scandinavian-language newspapers because they thought they were being used to smuggle in gommunism
ve are smögglÿng de kömmønism into de øsä with our növspøper "The daily eugenics"
Something something "German and Scandinavian brainpan is inclined towards gommunism" 
Lmao most of their “prevention” relies on Bribing Guatemala and Mexico to deter them by any means necessary.
Gonna ddos Amerikkka with illegal ideas 
Awww is somwon scarred? 
Can someone please tell them that April Fools is only for one day, not the entire month 
Like fentanyl, communism in America is 95% trafficked by citizens
So arresting people for the "wrongthink" the chuds keep crying about?
This is a direct result of a system run by people who completely support genocide.
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