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World Wildlife Fund Now Just Trying To Get Few Nice Photos Of Every Species For Posterity (theonion.com)

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[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 32 points 1 day ago

This is why I can't watch nature documentaries anymore. "Here we have the cutest thing ever with its somehow cuter babies. With climate change, it will be dead soon."

[-] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 20 points 1 day ago

I watched one about Madagascar and at the end of it they said that none of the forests they filmed in exist anymore.

[-] Salvo@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

I don’t want to seam Nihilist but this is probably a good thing. The film of the last Thylacine is a historical artefact and we can only wish for more records.

[-] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Just get a tissue sample for the DNA. Bring them back once Capitalism is over.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Can we really afford to lose Phobos though?

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Get with the times and take a 3d model.

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