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[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Baldur's Gate 3 just called, it says that anon is a moron.

Warframe also called. They have all of the cool stuff Destiny fans have been begging for since forever.

And, somehow: Mario kart mode? Better-gameplay-loop-than-star-citizen space ship to ship combat? Boy band villains.

Also they recently re-optimized their game and added a bunch of modern compression algorithms so a DX12 game runs decently on the switch.

[-] Leg@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

I sincerely hope warframe never dies. I love it to pieces.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

Even EA has managed to make a better starship combat game than Star Citizen. Obviously it's EA so naturally they abandoned it but still. For about 10 minutes there EA made a good game, full VR support too.

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[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago

This man isn't wise, he's just Grandpa Simpson.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah, there are a lot of cool games out, especially when you take indy games into consideration.

[-] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

I just saw a video of a teenage girl with biotic arms that actually functioned so no I don't believe that all the cool stuff is in the past

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

And yet you're talking about something you saw in the past. Maybe you just crossed the threshold.

[-] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Yes but I saw it after this post was created, proving the axiom of the original post false.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Good point. OP should have waited to post that after you saw that video.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 33 points 3 days ago

Cyberpunk 2077 and Baldurs Gate 3 want to have a word with anon

[-] truxnell@aussie.zone 9 points 3 days ago

For sure! I definitely feel we've drastically slowed down but media is by no means dead. It can be harder to find the gems than before in some regards though.

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

Hnm that definitely applies to AAA games, although I feel like the power dynamics are just changing. We see more and more indie smash hits, compared to AAA hits imo

[-] truxnell@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah for sure, I've been fairly focussed on indies the last 5-7 years and only jump on AAA after it's released and reviews are in/on special. I believe there's only so large a human run corporation can be before it turns into an unmanageable mess and quality/focus of the product suffers, and most AAA are well past that point. Indies are the new small-medium sized fun Devs.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wrt to gaming and other entertainment media, it's only easy to find the gems now because the dirt has mostly been sifted out of the old stuff. There's a reason you still hear people talking about Cowboy Bebop, and not Brain Powerd

Then again you also hear people talking about Elfen Lied but not NieA_7, so what do I know?

[-] truxnell@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah that's also true, tbh I've been notorious for not getting into' anything - I don't personally follow game news or hype much in the last 10-15 years, I'l wait until my friends pressure me into 'you have to consume X!', often well after it's out and forgotten. I let my friends be the canary in the gold mine, still not sure if that makes me a bad friend... Has helped me avoid amazing TV shows that get cancelled/shit the bed though (still haven't forgiven GoT producers)

... and that's why 4chan went offline. because there's nothing new to be said anymore. it has all been said already anyways

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 3 days ago

Anon is a fool. We have barely even begun to make games gay.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 3 days ago

And yet, I am still suprised and new ideas still are created

[-] Flemmy@lemm.ee 37 points 3 days ago

"it's all over" because a anon said so.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Giga chad, no less.

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[-] Franklin@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

imagine blaming capitalism on the gays

[-] demunted@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Thank fuck this wasn't posted before portal 2 was created... And rocket League... And ahh shit the new skate isn't out yet.

[-] Turd_Ferg@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Lets be honest the new skate looks like crap.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

This mf posted this before someone found an easy and cost-effective way to make large parabolic mirrors

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

Anon only plays games from when his parents weren't divorced

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 days ago

Good games are still being made. Silksong for instance is to be relaesed this year

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I'll believe that Silksong releases this year when it's on my Xbox and I'm playing it, and not a moment sooner

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

I would hesitate to call any unreleased game good, not because I think good games won't come out in the future but because it is so hard to distinguish hype from reality until actual, regular people get to play it without any restrictions (like NDAs,...).

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Lol it was mostly a joke about silksong being delayed over and over. I don't make a habit of praising games before they come out bc honestly its stupid to make judgements on so little information. I was just being silly :P

[-] Linearity@infosec.pub 6 points 2 days ago

That’s not true Persona is modern.

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 10 points 3 days ago

Now get off my lawn!

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 9 points 3 days ago

I hate to say it, but currently playing a lightly modded New Vegas is the most I've enjoyed a video game in while. Haven't touched it since I played it at release on the 360.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

I'm playing a heavily modded fallout 4 (London) and I'm realizing it's actually a really good game if you let someone else do the writing.

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Omg Jujutsu Kaisen

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

In terms of amazing new games, Terra Invicta is eating all my free time. I'm losing over and over because it's a sprawling beast of a grand strategy game, but still fascinating to poke around and see how deep the rabbithole goes.

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