Well they're right: it really feels like 1934 Germany right now.

I'm just gonna quote my wife here when I talk about outlandish work stuff:

"Wow." - dream_weasel’s wife

I, too, am a source of gravity.

Growing up in USSR we had a saying: a comrad comes to you with a shovel, points to a patch of land and says: "you will dig from here and until supper".

I bet White House, with it's ties to Putin's Russia, means something similar.

It manipulates space by “moving everything around you until the space around you is not the USA, but El Salvador,” and it manipulates time by making it seem like no time has passed as the space moves, almost like you were put to sleep with a tranquilizer (but that’s definitely not what it was)

Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity

Ok, so your on drugs. It's not a particularly unique technology tho.

The time distortion first came when a huge number of dense people gathered at the same spot in the white house.

“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity”

I - too - can walk, garden, and drink coffee.

Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives

• General Relativity 1905
• Special Relativity 1905
• Assclown Relativity 2025

In the speech, Kratsios emphasized the importance of American leadership in emerging technologies and criticized regulatory burdens that, in his view, had slowed progress. "We have weighed down our builders and innovators," he said. "But we are capable of so much more."

"Can we get some comments from the innovators?"

"No we fired them."

It is called the MAGAt field of stupidity.

To be fair, these last 3 months have felt like 3 years so maybe they're on to something.

if true this explains soooo much.

Manipulating time and space, hrm. I'm going to guess they bought themselves a snowglobe.

Too bad they have it set to 1930's germany

He who controls the past, controls the present.

Yea, its called creative accounting ... or fraud.

white house discovers cannabis

There is ZERO reason to believe this.

Or at the least there is ZERO reason to believe it in the way that it was interpreted.

It's ketamine, isn't it?

If they had the technology to manipulate time and space they'd just use it to commit election fraud

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

Please be Aliens bro. Please.

They can't even manipulate their own fool heads.

Sure, sure… Even a plane can “manipulate time and space”.

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The Time Machine we have at home https://youtu.be/L3LHAlcrTRA

Crap, they found the Democrat's weather controlling space lasers.

Edit: sarcasm, since it doesn't seem to be that clear.