I'm not going to give some asshat teenager the same level of shit as Elon. It's a hell of a lot more likely in that context that he really was kidding, just distastefully.

I miss when crypto's purpose was to buy exotic drugs from strange corners of the internet.

Absolutely love the detail of having the picture all fucked up from the radiation.

It's the eye contact that makes it for me.

I was hospitalized for a seizure recently and the nurse ended up going and grabbing me a little silicon bubble fidget thing because I just couldn't stop messing with shit.

Edit: exact phrasing was "let me go grab you something to play with"

It's kinda amazing that our political discourse has gotten to the point where people will double down on anything. I feel like if a Republican presidential candidate got caught molesting a child the next big push from the party would be lowering age of consent.

Why did you circle one entry on a sign that consists almost entirely of jokes? Also Mann Co is definitely the best one on there, because you know they're proud of what they're doing.

There's honor amoung thieves and you have most of it.

For what it's worth you don't have to spend much time around stainless steel to realize the word 'stainless' isn't literal. I bet you exactly 0 knife nerds actually believed this thing wasn't going to rust.

You have to have run into some exceptionally shitty parts of the Internet to understand that one, and this is the Internet we're talking about.

I mean, donations are their only income so they have to ask but that doesn't mean they don't get enough.

Sure seems like they've got a lot of free time over there...