He just got his official DEI Expert certification, too.

If he starts hopping I'm gonna assume he's gone full Jiangshi.

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck™.

Caution: CyberTruck™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

CyberTruck™contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use CyberTruck™ on concrete.

Discontinue use of CyberTruck™ if any of the following occurs:

• itching
• vertigo
• dizziness
• tingling in extremities
• loss of balance or coordination
• slurred speech
• temporary blindness
• profuse sweating
• or heart palpitations.

If CyberTruck™ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

CyberTruck™ may stick to certain types of skin.

Ingredients of CyberTruck™ include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

CyberTruck™ has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt CyberTruck™.

CyberTruck™ comes with a lifetime warranty.

If they're gonna put the Ten Commandments in schools, they also have to include all those rules from the same books about which colour bugs you're allowed to eat and how to properly bathe your mother-in-law. Anything less will probably incur God's wrath.

Every economist is either a socialist or an idiot.

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I knew someone who was in the US military who had PTSD despite never seeing live combat, AFAIK. The conditioning is unbelievable.

(Whispering) ...Are women bourgois?

It must be depressing being such a piece of shit, knowing you're dragging humanity into the abyss.

"Why am I perpetually anxious about myself, humanity, and the general state of the world? Must be Cuban psychic lasers."

The US doesn't lose wars. It either wins, or it quits because they're unfair.