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[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 90 points 1 year ago

The big brain move here is to elect Donald Trump as the new Speaker and impeach their way to the oval office.

[-] roux@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 1 year ago

Dusting off that 2020 boomer chud lore, huh?

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

That would be absolutely nuts!

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

holy shit I hope that's the finale of this season of Politics: the Politicking

Death to America

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

You need to touch the lathe.

Touch.The.Fucking.Lathe!!!

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I spend 40 hours a week in a machine shop.

[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

You shut your mouth!

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Please God let this happen. No House Rep can dare vote no to Trump.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Here's how Hillary can still win

[-] buh@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago
[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

He's on a roll lately

[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 year ago
[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Genuinely curious to see who they find as a replacement. GOP House Speaker is an absolutely thankless gig and I can't imagine anyone with a lick of sense is lining up for the position.

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago
[-] janny@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

honestly it'd be cool if they got trump up there

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Patrick McHenry is speaker pro tempore until someone pushes for an election of speaker

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

But they literally can't do anything but vote for speakers until a speaker is elected by majority vote.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Actually not true until a speaker election is called for because there is a speaker pro tempore

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

as long as he doesn't shake hands with the speaker anti tempore and cause a massive explosion, things should be fine

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Bring in Kevin Sorbo. I want more opportunities to mock him.

[-] Bobby_DROP_TABLES@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Is Gaetz still getting investigated for pedo shit or did that sort of just fall off?

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

It just sorta fell off

Who could have possibly anticipated that?

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[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago
[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago
[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In Capitalist America McCarthy Gets Purged When He Doesn't Shutdown The Govt.

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Normal functioning country

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

The NeverKever long con niko-wonderous

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

The mad lad actually did it. Lmfao.

[-] YouKnowIt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

So what're the dems hoping to get out of this? Besides yet another way to do nothing I mean

[-] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Surely the Democratic party isn't still running the same play they did in 2016 and hoping to boost their numbers by pushing the Republicans further right. Obviously that was bad, so they would never do that again right

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It is a pretty funny bit to plead for 'respectable' republicans and then help the right fringe of the republicans depose someone for compromising.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

sicko-pog BURN IT DOWN

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Democrat popcorn party at 7:00 🍿

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