Look, if you go around showing people your 6-inch master sword in public then you'll go to jail. That's how my uncle ended up on the registry.

If there's literally anything I like about the US, it's that judges can't ding you for shit like this.

Sure, they'll kill you if you get too bad but at least your symbolic protests are protected.

They really think equality will mean ending up in matrix style slave pens or something as revenge for the historical atrocities they've comitted against non whites.

To be fair, a lot of white people here think the exact same thing but just support it. Most white people here like to self-flagellate to seem cool.

Got into a debate with a friend about voting for Joe Biden.

I said I'd never vote for someone with full throated support for genocide and I would never budge regardless of harm reduction bullshit. She said "What's more important, American workers or people in Gaza?" Then she immediately changed it to "They both support genocide, so lets at least get the one with better worker rights."

Behind every mayo is the mask of an absolute fascist dictator.

Kissinger's death primarily.

If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can't even pull a "I don't have a smaller bill" or other shit.

If you try to pay $1.50 then you're just being a trouble maker.

I've butchered birds before and I've butchered deer before.

I'd butcher them live in my house if it was cheaper to buy them live. All my poultry is bought as the whole dead bird and cut on my countertop to save money.

Librarians are unironically the best people in any town.

My local ones hosted a masquerade ball, completely free of charge, poetry readings all night, drawing lessons, ballroom dancing, all catered with sandwiches, punch, and chips. Then, as if that wasn't enough, they brought out glasses of brandy and wine for everyone at the end.

Literally better than any club I've been to and it was just one of the things they do regularly.

The amount of young people who would pay almost double to get something delivered instead of just taking the 5 minute drive is borderline insane.

Young folks do not like any aspect of social interaction anymore. I don't blame them too much but god does it suck.

Only to be outdone by every subsequent crime.

Yeah it happens.

I was called out by some Archons once and they said they would kill me and destroy my soul for my arrogance because I had failed whatever test the drugs were supposed to create. The universe is alive but the intelligence is closer to a snake than a human. It has a cold reptile nature and all the positive things people feel is just the spiritual equivalence of an Anglerfish.

Your soul will be consumed but your consciousness will be kept alive to act as a lure for your loved ones when you die. You'll be fully aware that you're condemning your loved ones to unbearable suffering but you'll be made aware that if they don't fall for the trap, they'll be made to suffer even more for disobedience. In the end, when everyone you know and love has been enslaved, you'll be ground up into the spirit equivalent of ground beef and used to birth new souls.

The best outcome for a soul that can't ascend into the realm of the "gods" is to escape and freeze to death in the cosmic forest. At least your true death is relatively quick and permanent. If you're a god amongst men and wish to go the ascension route, you'll be reborn as the spirtual equivalent of a gnat. There's a snowballs chance in hell that you'll become something at least partly safe in the grand cosmic arena. But if you can, you'd survive and avoid eternal torture.

Game Grumps saying N-Word compilation.