We already did this discourse, women do the exact same thing just with different traits.
If the Disney's Beast didn't have broad shoulders, large hands, and big forearms than his popularity among women would drop significantly. These traits are the male equivalent of "pretty face and big boobs." You could slap them on to anything and at least someone find them attractive.
You don't have to do any qualifiers for these people. They're almost like cops in that regard. If I want to get some Benzos or Percs then you shouldn't be able to stop me.
"Oh I make sure the doctor doesn't kill you and I don't make the laws"
I get it but first off, you could make sure the prescription is right without refusing me access to other drugs. On the second point, that's just cop apologia. You weren't forced at gunpoint to become a pharmacist. The fact that you base your entire career around DENYING me the things I need is entirely on you. Pharmacists aren't cops but they're like 2 degrees away.
Abolish the police, abolish capitalism, and most importantly abolish the pharmacist.
You claim to be a stalinist, but yet you drink an IMPERIAL pale ale.
Curious 
What even is considered controversial since we removed downbears at this point?
There's a good reason for the going for the last one: Opportunity Cost.
If you're in a situation and have an ability that can only be used once a day, you can never really know if this encounter will be the optimal use. So you hold off on it and thus get less utility. Even if you are regularly using it, having something you can always get utility out of is far more valuable than something that is strong but wasted sometimes.
Nah, that's bi dude-bro culture. As in they still fucked non-men for political reasons.
I'm talking about a society in which gay bros ruled and had no sex with women at all. It would be like Omelas but instead of a single child it's just women in general and they have to live in the basement and do meaningless shit like science and shit while men have gay sex.
Just get 8 of the $1 dollar McChickens and eat that like a massive insatiable fucking blackhole.
If you have to ask, you're probably a trot.
Sorry "comrade." 
I keep in touch with some young dems because I know I could just call them any day and they'd be down to drink themselves into oblivion because of some stupid shit the party did.
It's kinda dried up since the Trump years but I already know one friend is gonna be going to the bar tonight because of this.
YHVH delenda est est.
Only true gnostics team up with Stephen in order to kill both Lucifier and god to obtain the true power of the Amala network.
Just discovered that a new friend's family is very religious. Just last week I was talking about how I dressed up in drag to go see Rocky Horror in front of them all completely oblivious.
The trailer is written like some off-beat PG-13 family comedy.
They should be going to the Grand Canyon with their new stepmom not fucking treasure hunting.