Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.
I love ewe.
"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"
So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...
They have the longest punch lines.
Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.
Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.
I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. Seeing the '17 eclipse was a dream come true. Thankfully, I live in Wyoming, right along the path of totality.
I won't be traveling for this one, unfortunately. Adulting sucks.
Nor cunning use of flags.
Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.
I gave up alcohol (again) in August.
I've got a bottle of Cherry Coke in the fridge. That might be nice at 2310 at night.
William Shatner, is that you?
It's why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it's the only culture some of my hick kin have.
Username checks out.
A penne for your thoughts on the matter?
Did he say "Blessed are the cheesemakers?"
Don't worry, I've been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.
He's too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.