right because a movie reflecting the surrounding zeitgeist is such a radical concept

the got me

almost wanna be feeding prompts until i hit the most scrumptious stack of cash w/ half a jesus & extra fingers

like here's ur payment sir

america sunk atlantis to save the world

Digimon

i get that they're commonly seen as rivals outside of japan (because saban localised the anime w/ the very intention of challenging pokemon, instead of leveraging the obvious differences), but like, if nintendo had gone after digimon, they'd be going after literally anything featuring monsters. the original 1997 iteration of digital monster was "tamagotchi for boys," which is where battling & evolution comes in

obv the similar names might seem awfully sus, but as i understand, the abbreviating of names like that is fairly common in japan. like, if we knew the franchises as pocket monster & digital monster, there would still be a similarity there, but it would seem less egregious ig.

thank u for suffering my autism

do u get an extra penalty if it's like Bohemian Rhapsody or Mr. Brightside

Habitual Harm Harris

quarter : pounded

fucking vampires. are they also gonna bill you for each click?

Think about it like a diamond-encrusted mouse.

but it's not going to be diamond-encrusted, is it? it's going to be another thing with which to spy on you. i don't know if anyone's falling for the subscription = premium bs anymore, no matter how fancy it might look like. besides, you get a mouse for its functionality. there's stuff like programmable lights & ofc the brand name itself adds to the cost. but like, you can just get a cheap, basic mouse if that's all you need.

i hope i'm making sense here. shit like this makes me irrationally angry.