Biden keels over 1 week before the election. Kopmala (Holocaust) Harris is sworn in and promptly loses the election. Trump keels over from some underlying health issue. The empire managers replace all these ghouls with hitherto unknown replacements and nothing fundamentally changes.
I like that he doesn't even care how it looks anymore. He's finally being practical. "WHO'S NEXT?"
He doesn't even know he's alive!!
Never mind dropping out of the election, at this point I will be surprised if he even survives his presidency.
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He sounds so pissed off too. My guy, you're running the show. oops not really because you're just a warm body to manage the imperial decline.
Why's he still president? I remember the libs threatening to invoke the 25th amendment on Trump. The state must find his senility convenient.
they don't want Kamala to have to govern before the election, makes it easier for liberals to project onto her
Holy shit is this actually real? Good god
C'mon man, I know who my good friend Gandhi is, and he's here right now to talk about how we're gonna give Mao what-for
He’s running
i'm with him!!
And they tried to run him lmao
How more obvious could it be we are being conned. Lmao I wish people would wake the fuck up.
Physical manifestation of a decaying empire. 
and blue maga insisted that we voted for him anyways
Um, he's not the candidate anymore sweety
Unlike Trump who can be flattered into doing things at the behest of foreign leaders Biden will simply forget everything around him. Very presidential.
In this particular instance, based? MudiZee is a attention-seeking demon, and a little hurt to his ego would throw him into an anaphylactic shock.
If he weren't the arch-ghoul of the American empire, I'd feel sad.
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