[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm pretty sure they do that themselves. "With a little shop magic I would be a chad"

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Going to be playing a few Michael Eddington episodes

For the Cause S04E22 - Sisko suspects Kasidy of being involved with the Maquis, although it is a member of his crew who is secretly a member. Meanwhile, Garak and Ziyal meet and strike up a friendship.

For the Uniform S05E13 - Sisko has come to a planet in the Badlands to meet an informer who claims to know the location of Michael Eddington. Sisko insteads meets Eddington himself, who found out about the informer’s intentions. Eddington forces Sisko to look at the civilian population, who had to relocate after the treaty with the Cardassians. Sisko comments that the people are victims of Eddington and the Maquis giving them false hope that they will one day be able to return home. Eddington transports away, and Sisko is transported up to the Defiant, giving the crew orders to pursue Eddington’s ship.

Blaze of Glory S05E23 - Benjamin Sisko learns the Maquis may have launched missiles against Cardassia, forcing him to ally with Michael Eddington to take him to their launch site and stop them.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

After a police chase with an otherworldly being, cop Will Smith is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic bug-facts who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.

Next is Wild Wild West, Legless Confederate Dr. Arliss Loveless plans to rekindle the Civil War by illegal-to-say President U.S. Grant. Only two men can stop him: gunfighter Will Smith and master-of-disguise and inventor Artemus Gordon. The two must team up to thwart Loveless’ plans.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd links

https://letterboxd.com/film/men-in-black/

https://letterboxd.com/film/wild-wild-west/

Doesthedogdie links

Men in Black: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/739249

Wild Wild West: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/12615

CWs for Men in Black

Giant cockroach wears man's skin like an Edgar suit.

Bleach demon alludes to hitting his wife

Man's body is shown mangled and folded in two

Bugs are stepped on

Dog is shaken like they're being held by a British nanny

CWs for Wild Wild West

Men is decapitated

Dead horse and people shown

Bleach demons try to lynch a black man

Body shown hanging from a chain

Racist comments

Crude jokes about men wearing dresses

Disabled character is repeatedly mocked

Links to movies

Men in Black: https://vimeo.com/915265169

Wild Wild West: https://vimeo.com/915288974

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First up is Showdown in Little Tokyo. An American with a Japanese upbringing, Chris Kenner is a police officer assigned to the Little Tokyo section of Los Angeles. Kenner is partnered with Johnny Murata, a Japanese-American who isn’t in touch with his roots. Despite their differences, both men excel at martial arts, and utilize their formidable skills when they go up against Yoshida, a vicious yakuza drug dealer with ties to Kenner’s past. Will Dolph Lundgren avenge his parents and defeat Shang Tsung? Let's find out.

Next is John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China. When trucker Jack Burton agreed to take his friend, Wang Chi, to pick up his fiancee at the airport, he never expected to get involved in a supernatural battle between good and evil. Wang’s fiancee has emerald green eyes, which make her a perfect target for immortal sorcerer Lo Pan and his three invincible cronies. Lo Pan must marry a girl with green eyes so he can regain his physical form.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd links

Showdown in Little Tokyo: https://letterboxd.com/film/showdown-in-little-tokyo/

Big Trouble in Little China: https://letterboxd.com/film/big-trouble-in-little-china/

Doesthedogdie links

Showdown in Little Tokyo: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/21808

Big Trouble in Little China: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/36990

CWs for Showdown in Little Tokyo

Woman is decapitated but it doesn't show it

Man is trapped in a car and crushed by a trash compactor

Woman is SA'd off screen

Man commits suicide

Yakuza cuts off his finger

Guy gets his arm chopped off

Woman tries to commit suicide

Woman is kidnapped

Electrified acupuncture torture

CWs for Big Trouble in Little China

Woman is kidnapped

Dead duck shown being chopped up

Broken bones

Kidnapped woman is kidnapped again

Links to movies:

Showdown in Little Tokyo: https://vimeo.com/913051804

Big Trouble in Little China: https://vimeo.com/913051894

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First up is Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, when her great aunt dies, famed horror hostess with the mostess Elvira heads for the uptight new England town of Falwell to claim her inheritance of a haunted house, a witch’s cookbook and a punk rock poodle. But once the stuffy locals get an eyeful of the scream queen’s ample assets, all hell busts out & breaks loose. Will the town's Christian theocracy drive her out of town before she gets the money to goto Vegas? Maybe?

Next up is From Dusk Till Dawn, Seth Gecko and his younger brother Richard are on the run after a bloody bank robbery in Texas. They escape across the border into Mexico and will be home-free the next morning, when they pay off the local kingpin. They just have to survive ‘from dusk till dawn’ at the rendezvous point, which turns out to be a Hell of a strip joint. Will George Clooney escape from underneath the heel of Salma Hayek's bare feet? We'll find out.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd links:

https://letterboxd.com/film/elvira-mistress-of-the-dark/

https://letterboxd.com/film/from-dusk-till-dawn/

Doesthedogdie links

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/9491

From Dusk Till Dawn: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/9690

CWs for Elvira

Snake bursts into flames

Multiple characters make unwanted sexual advances

Attempted witch burning

Evangelical Christians

CWs for From Dusk Till Dawn

Lots of gore

Woman is SA'd and murdered off screen

Vampire stuff

People burst into flame

Dudes arm is pulled off

Torture

Woman kept in the trunk of a car

Racist / ableist slurs

Links to the movies

Elvira: https://vimeo.com/910924297

From Dusk Till Dawn: https://vimeo.com/910924453

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Didn't see anyone reserving space so first off is Space Antifa parts 1 and 2. The destruction of a Cardassian ship leads Sisko, Dukat, and Sisko's old friend Cal Hudson to the fact that there is an unofficial war between the Maquis and the Cardassians. Does Sisko lib out? We'll see.

Next up is Improbable Cause / The Die is Cast. Now rejoined with his former mentor, Garak is ordered to interrogate Odo about the secrets of his people, while the joined Romulan/Cardassian attack fleet moves towards the Founders' home world on a mission of destruction.

If people are up for it we'll watch the first season 4 episode, The Way of the Warrior.

No, good TV is when they're frantically sprinting from one disaster to another with no time for dialogue.

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Just straight refuses to load. Works fine when I turn uBlock off.

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I'm not sure disappointing is the right word for this.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

First up is 2019: After the Fall of New York. After a nuclear war, society breaks down into two groups, the evil Euraks, and the rebel Federation. Results of the war are that mutants have evolved, and the human race is in danger of extinction due to infertility. A mercenary named Parsifal is given the task of rescuing the only fertile woman left on Earth from the volcel-vanguard

Next is Hell Comes to Frogtown, in the director's very obvious fetish Sam Hell is a prisoner of the sicko-fem who now run the USA after a nuclear/biological war. Results of the war are that mutants have evolved, and the human race is in danger of extinction due to infertility. Hell is given the task of helping in the rescue of a group of fertile women from the harem of the mutant leader.

We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd links

https://letterboxd.com/film/2019-after-the-fall-of-new-york/

https://letterboxd.com/film/hell-comes-to-frogtown/

CWs for 2019: After the Fall of New York

Action movie violence

Dead bodies

Physical deformities / mutations

Rats are stabbed and killed

Guy gets his eyes gouged out

CWs for Hell Comes to Frogtown

Action movie violence

Bad guy falls to his death

Dead bodies

Woman is tied up and injected with horny juice

Frog people

Links to the movies

2019: After the Fall of New York: https://vimeo.com/908367739

Hell Comes to Frogtown: https://vimeo.com/908304942

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Miss when the Onion did satire kitty-birthday-sad

CW for what the post details but no, they are not ok. Will be keeping her laptop for a year and a half?

https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1974t9g/police_have_seized_my_wifes_laptop_after_one_of/

"Sorry Jack, we found some brown people that we need to concentrate on, you understand." biden-troll

In China all protestors are lined up and flattened by a steamroller going really slow like in the first Austin Powers yeonmi-park

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hamas sniper popped out of a tunnel and 360 no scoped him.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Feels like "Most people are poor as shit" is a pretty good indicator. No need to write a whole article about it.

They were just peaceful lebensraum settlers.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago

We usually just use funny-clown-hammer to reference him.

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