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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I just ate a mandarin, and I had a pretty swell time.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What if you had a Mandarin that you could burrow inside like you were James with a giant peach.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a bit too much mandarin. Might be pretty sticky and acidic to swim in, too.

Envision you have a slug body encased in slime and the juice doesn't even phase you.

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I do every day

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