Here's the transcript from what I can make out. They're speaking in coded language, I believe.

LEMMY: SHY GUY, this is LEMMY. Do you read? Over.
SHY GUY: Yeah, I read. Over.
LEMMY: Is the race still planned (?, or banned) for tomorrow? Over.
SHY GUY: Yeah, LEMMY, everything's still happening. Over.
LEMMY: Good. Good. I'm the road -- rainbow road currently -- carrying the blue shell for the race. Over.
SHY GUY: I'll show 'em (?, or maybe that'll troll them). Hope they drop more than a few coins (?) because of it. Over.
LEMMY: Well, (couple words I can't make out). Over.
SHY GUY: Yeah, leave luck to (word I can't make out, sounds like what Lemmy just said) Over and out.

I was biking through a wooded path when some masked (N95) Zoomer gamer and his little fairy (possibly gay) accomplices jumped me. He took my e-bike, which I've named Epona-bike and I could see a Switch2 stuffed into one of his pockets. I followed them into a dark cave but fell down some hole into a wet cavern. Down there he did some weird shaking-dance thing (that he probably got off Tiktok) and magically took away my gaming capabilities -- turning me into a gaming "scrub." He took off with one of the fairies, but the one named Tattle got separated from them and was trapped with me. They recommended we work together to get out of the cavern.

I followed him through the cave to inside a clock tower in a place called Termina. There was guy with a van filled with stolen consoles who said he could help me retrieve my gaming abilities from the Gamer Kid if I retrieve the stolen Switch 2 for him that the Gamer Kid. This town is preparing for a carnival or something.

I apologize to any french-canadian women on here. You don't deserve this.

They exist in like Canada, Australia, UK instead now as they also shift right but try to do it non-Trumply.

^ Guy that doesn't understand anything.

Cheryl Hines is only reported considering filing divorce with RFK2 because she asked him if he'd love her as a worm and the worm in control of his body took that as a passive-aggressive threat.

Mods, I'm begging you. Fuckin' give me the signal. Set me loose on this fuckin' goober. He's fucking pwning our asses in debate with Redditisms.

That website I screenshot is the website where fascist-Canadian Joshua Boyle met his American mormon wife while he also made edits to fascist Wikipedia pages and also wookipedia pages and then tried to join the taliban in Afghanistan or something and then sexually abused his wife while they were captured.

By searching "Nintendo" "Switch" and "first-party IP" I have isolated which c/chapotraphouse mod removed my anti-Switch 2 post.

I know who you are. I'm gunna' be on your ass like glue. Watch yourself.

Motion seconded.

Motion granted.

Defederating.

"This is the pig." The rest of the emojis can remained unposted, that's up to you. But this is not up to you. Now you will get an upbear if you do good. And you will get 2 DMs if you do bad. Goodnight.

You're in both threads, and you're scared.

I get even more scared when I see you posted it.

And then I realize what it is.

There's a pig. At the bottom of the page.

He's the one you've posted. I can see his massive balls. I can see his feces.