Nice try but ours comes in a dozen. Looks like they already shrinkflation yours.

Dont forget Putin's North Korean division. Where 5 soldiers equals 1 well fed person.

He's burned the left. He's burned the right. The only place left for him is Ohio and he deserves it.

This shows he has no intentions in honoring the constitution. Biden should take steps and arrest trump now and anyone else suspected to be working with Putin. This may be the moment we can change the future but we will instead hand the keys to a fascist and wonder what went wrong.

Only plebs wait in line. I put my request in an envelope, a government servant picks it up at my door and takes it to more government servants who do all the work before hand delivering it back.

When it is raining outside suddenly the bed gets 30% cozier

Those people are fucking morons. I also love the videos of them walking around tourist spots in Shanghai with the titles "I braved dangerous China!" Like it's such a challenge to travel there. You should see the editing when they visit a 2nd tier city, you'd think they were talking about Detroit.

Everyone nowadays just looks for the videos that fit their own internal narrative. On the surface an authoritative ruled nation is peaceful, has little crime, only brief glimpses of poverty. But under the surface it is a nightmare, especially if you aren't Han Chinese. Step out of line and you literally disappear. Unlike Mao's days they don't need your neighbor to turn you in, they are watching everything you do, buy, eat and travel to. It's how Facebook would run a country if they had a chance.

Donnie just a few hours earlier:

That raise was only 6.25% per year in an age where prices are increasing more than that. It's not enough for a token raise anymore, people are seriously underpaid and executives are just outsiders that strip out the cash and give it to more outsiders.

Some dude out there, smoking a bong right now, has a Flac of everything ever made. Piracy will save history

The key is to just be cool and not a dick. They are the Keanu Reeves of animals. Keanu Reeves is the capybara of people.