Overthrowing a democracy is expensive

When it is raining outside suddenly the bed gets 30% cozier

My financial advisor is an octopus

War and Peace now features a radioactive squid and Gundam RX-0 Unicorn

Something tells me she's not a real doctor.

Dude's so fallen he's resorted to dumpster diving

That raise was only 6.25% per year in an age where prices are increasing more than that. It's not enough for a token raise anymore, people are seriously underpaid and executives are just outsiders that strip out the cash and give it to more outsiders.

☝️ Found one

China also has an amazing switchback highway called the Pamir sky road with over 600 hairpin turns in under 36km

Yeah, pointing out his weakness and blaming it on the people closest to him obviously works. He trusts no one so all it takes is a whisper to pollute his mind.

He's rich so probably neither

When they also realize Democrats are making America great again their tiny little brains will explode.