That cat is looking very Turkish. Good on him.

A deer?

I am worried now

Realistically, what would fucking a bear be like?

I've never seen bears fuck, so I don't know what to expect.

One time my girlfriend floated the idea of "bee play" with me, and I kept telling her it was a bad idea because realistically I didn't want to have to lay there pretending to be dead after putting it in once.

Urgent

Nice Skyrim reference

Is there a God that governs all things mango?

I love the idea of this so much. Now I want to see what peak goat headbutting looks like if properly trained.

Fair

Outsourced marketing agency working for EA.

They provided us with the videos and screenshots, early review copies and whatnot, but we weren't privy to the full breadth of the game.

I personally played the demo on the PS3 and was taken aback when the game turned into an RTS as well upon playing the full game.

The gaming landscape was MUCH different then. People wanted serious, gritty games because they were cool. This was the MW2 era and everyone was chasing that. Brutal Legend being a quirky love letter to metal music wasn't exactly going to sell gangbusters in hindsight.

Name one