return to earth after 3 years at space to discover that tribe in Africa that worships Americans

Everything you did in heaven would be tainted by the thought it's all temporary and turning into eventual eternal torture

Tankie Captain Sully

Not true

I got hit with the rays at Langely and it made me shit uncontrollably. I slipped on my chocolate syrup and bonked my head against a wall

Birds were flying over my head and my teeth were replaced with piano keys. Remember that next time you claim Savannah Syndrone isn't real

wake me when its a signed letter by a mixture of grunts and top brass

Not true. Superior freedom AI technology will just invent a gun that can shoot down 10000 drones and missiles at the same time

Me destroying all self doubt in your spirit to thrive

We need a Maoist style purge of billboards

SeventyTwoTrillion should win every award because he's the only person who posts something of value to this website

You have an infectious disease and you're laughing