Further evidence of Cuba's deviousness that their super weapon leaves no physical trace 
The sheer skill it takes to unleash a disease that doesn't exist onto an unknowing population.
getting brainmelted by cicadas and rum
Doesn't matter. We aren't doing Havana syndrome anymore.
Not true
I got hit with the rays at Langely and it made me shit uncontrollably. I slipped on my chocolate syrup and bonked my head against a wall
Birds were flying over my head and my teeth were replaced with piano keys. Remember that next time you claim Savannah Syndrone isn't real
can i still get paid for having it?
Truly they were just Havana couple o beers
Long Covid: I sleep
Havana Syndrome: REAL SHIT!?
State Government goons actually did praxis, grifted out of work pretending to be sick and wasted Empire's money with follow up studies and bills
What praxis have you done today?
after some investigation concluded that it was nothing, the Feds wrote a letter condemning the findings and calling the government ableist for saying their “disability” wasn’t real
Imo a lot of them probably just have long covid, which they totally deserve of course.
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