There is a lot of weird shit in here for sure but anecdotally I think nothing ever happens is more common with people I knew who grew up and lived exclusively in wealthier countries

birger pope

The Chinese Government is spying on me to destroy my swagemony

"CHINA IS STEALING OUR TECHNOLOGY!!1!" Americans reading about Francis Cabot Lowell and deciding they need to burn their clothes

Didnt Iran state they would strike oil production in USA friendly countries if they were attacked?

This makes me less likely to piss in the shower now

I don't give a shit if God is dead, I want to know if God is giving head?

"What if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest jerk off, and say to you, "This goon sesh as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it other than me sucking you off? but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and cumsplosion everything unutterably small or great in your Armenian conveyor belt with your bros will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence" ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: "You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine."

The DPRK has won, South Korea is now tankie

Godfathers politics are pro canoli and I'm supposed to sit through 6 hours of movie because of that

The neoliberal space hegemony continues unimpeded either way and there is minima bearing on the story. Pick which option you think is funniest

I would never dare mention hexbear out loud or ever speak to any of you people

Except you reading this, you're pretty cool

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