bob vylan fukken rules why dont I hear about cool bands earlier

Harley dealership coming back at me with a better deal than the one I walked away from this morning, telling me I gotta sign the paperwork TONIGHT or it'll go away, is kinda funny.

Frankly a church shouldn't have tax exempt status - if that church does actual charitable work they can write that off, and presumably if they do enough charity then functionally they will have no taxes, but there's no reason to presume that a church is charitable from the jump.

Depending on your financial situation you might be able to solve the first two things with one of those modern weight loss drugs, a bunch of my family are on them and they say they give them a ton of energy.

Rode my motorcycle in short sleeves today for like three hours, I don't recommend it now I've got both wind and sun burns on my forearms.

"don't worry ma'am, we got this"!? Winning teams in any spoort aggressively target any area in which they are deficient, even after games they win, they don't just kick back after a loss and keep doing the exact same thing they've been doing!

The test knocked every other motorcycle I was considering buying completely out of the running, it was so good.

just test rode an electric motorcycle. holy shit experiencing pure SPEED like that is almost a religious experience. There's no vibrations, no shifting, no delay, no smell and the only sound is the futuristic "whirrrrrrrr" and the wind in your face.

e-bikes offer a similar type of fun to be sure, but under and over 25 mph are two totally different worlds.

My dog let me pick her up and bear hug her this morning. She's so fluffy!

(not for very long mind you, but a couple seconds is all I need)

I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you
Koalababies up the avenue
I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you
My ovaries are out the wazoo

I've pretty much 100% confirmed that I have sleep apnea but I can't do anything about it until I get health insurance again.

If Elon wasn't publically fueding with Trump he would be a natural fit given his brand. Imagine a Starlink Weather Service where you need to have an overpriced subscription to unreliable slow internet (that doubles as a cat bed) in order to get up to date weather data.