WE WERE MEANT TO LIVE FOR SO MUCH MOOOOOORE! HAVE WE LOST OURSELVES!?
Driving Uber was fucking painful yesterday, but today with the power of hindsight I think the problem wasn't the time I choose to drive, but the location. Gonna try again this time in a different city and see what's up, I really don't want to go back to the graveyard shift that shit suuuucks.
been Uber/Lyft ing for like four hours and only made like forty dollars never ever trying to make money at this time of day again this sucks
If Dr Pepper introduced a mascot and she was a woman in a labcoat with a stethoscope that would cause a not-insignificant portion of the population's heads to explode. I fully support this.
wild that there's a whole category of drink that doesn't have a name, but we signal that a drink belongs to that category by naming it "Dr _____" or "Mr ____".
If a company introduced a "Ms ____" to the market, would conservatives go nuts about inserting politics into soft drinks?
Finally some good news.
i wonder what the ancients would think of instant ramen? i know i consider this stuff to be pretty much a miracle. imagine if the ancient greeks made hermes or someone the god of microwavable noodles.
both my forearms are suunburned from riding my motorcycle three hours in short sleeves yesterday i need to get some ointment but the store is closed this sucks
my dog going "awooowoooowooowoo" at me 
it's her way of telling me to hurry up at getting ready so we can go on our morning walk
"don't worry ma'am, we got this"!? Winning teams in any spoort aggressively target any area in which they are deficient, even after games they win, they don't just kick back after a loss and keep doing the exact same thing they've been doing!
really enjoying the feature in kde where if I wiggle the mouse the cursor gets bigger and if I keep wiggling it keeps getting bigger and bigger until it fills the whole screen.