102
all 20 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Carl@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago

"don't worry ma'am, we got this"!? Winning teams in any spoort aggressively target any area in which they are deficient, even after games they win, they don't just kick back after a loss and keep doing the exact same thing they've been doing!

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

I told my wife that if it were my kids involved in this I'd leave with a list and I wouldn't be coming back. Her response was "I know."

When we met she was a 'violence is never the answer' kind of person. I'm proud of how far she's come.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

"Don't worry about who's to blame" - someone who is definitely not to blame.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

the-republican And the REALLY legendary teams fire all the coaches, training, medical, etc. support staff so ~~the owners make just that bit more money~~ the players can just play!

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

Yeah "Don't worry madam, we've got this." while that team is being blown out by 30 points and the QB of your team just suffered a torn achilles tendon in the first quarter in another losing season is what I would use really.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago

I blame the goddamned tree that fell on him and didn't do its fucking job properly.

Someone should go find it and turn it into a fucking table out of spite.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Just drop it on him again and again until he's the consistency of mustard

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

Your state just got fucking wrecked by storms you failed to notify the people about my dude. That's the opposite of "winner".

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

I forget, when was the last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl?

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Maybe if it's Mutant League Football and the ball is a secret bomb perhaps

But we don't have football playing robots and skeletons

Not yet anyway...

[-] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So you’re arguing for an NTSB style approach, where it’s not about assigning blame to a person but finding what parts of the system led to this and addressing those, such as “Cutting funding for weather warning systems”?

That must be what you mean, right Governor Abbott? We’re not gonna blame a person, we’re going to implement systemic change to ensure this can never happen again? That must be what you mean.

this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
102 points (100.0% liked)

chapotraphouse

13925 readers
611 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS