[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

FBI behavioral analysis unit

shit how do I get a desk job telling cops extremely obvious things like "this guy shot up this building for the reasons he wrote in this letter"

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

They were very closely related, but technically separate. BlackRock was initially founded as "Blackstone Financial Management", a company that "The Blackstone Group" had a 50% stake in. They changed their name to BlackRock after Stephen A. Schwarzman, Blackstone's CEO, sold his stake in the then-smaller company.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

right about now

it's time to rock with

the biggitty Buck Bumble

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

unlimited genocide on the KKKore worldSS

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

How I made $2000 a week driving for Uber

They worked for 80 hours per week. That is always the answer.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

While this car is often called "Lenin's Rolls-Royce", it should be noted that this was one of four Rolls-Royces maintained by a state-owned special garage for dignitaries and such during the Lenin years. Although Lenin did have a personal Rolls as well, it didn't survive the Revolution - there's no definitive record of what happened to it afaik, but a lot of cars were stolen or cannibalized for parts in those years, so it wouldn't surprise me if that was its fate.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

The Mechanicus cult in 40K is very bloody and over the top villainous, but the real world version where vulnerable people start worshipping Chat GPT is much more grimdark.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

That shit happened to me in 2008. Went from reading the novels as they came out to completely dropping the entire franchise, since then I've kinda just observed it from afar.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

DORITOS

chicken-bop

AND FRITOS

kirby-jammin

DORITOS

jevil-bounce

AND FRITOS

susie-dance

DORITOS

duane

AND FRITOS

duck-dance

DORITOS

spongebob-party

AND FRITOS

sicko-jammin

I SAID GIMME ALL OF THOSE FUCKING DORITOS AND FRITOS

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

You're not supposed to ride them even if you're small, because their back can't support your weight the way a horse's can.

That said, a dog-pulled chariot is very doable.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

gotta say, I did not have "techbros destroy the united states federal government by pushing untested updates to the treasury's payment system" on my 2025 bingo card

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