[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Mikey Daniel: Ah, PLAYER, it is nice to see you made it out here to the bleachers, how was your date with Emily Freedawn?

>- We had a great time at the Hamburger Festival, we ate a lot of Hamburgers

- It was bad, I got dust all over my Tuxedo and Levi Jeans from the nearby Tornado Alley

- say nothing

Mikey Daniel: Ah, that's good to hear, I was told the Hamburgers at this year's fesitval had the best Hamburgers in the entire Prefecture.

Mikey Daniel: Unfortunately, I had to work on my father's Buffalo farm.

Sleve McDichael: Speaking of your father's buffalo farm, I just moved into an apartment in the skyscraper next door to that farm! I guess we are now also neighbours, classmate!

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

It's also re-inventing the wheel because certain districts of {重庆|chóngqìng} has looked like an urban version of that for decades.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

No, it's childlike wonder. He's floating on the wind like a dandelion seed.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

Prime minister gets dismissed by the British crown

Australians: nevertheless, democracy!

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

"Shiitake just got real: An IDF soldier's psilocy-been killed by fungal infection"

"He was always a prankster, a fungi to be around. A hufungus presence at parties. His friends described him as an absolute champignon. But in battle, he wasn't one to be truffled with"

"But now, we must mourn, there's not mushroom for jokes anymore."

"Amanita minute to process this" his widow was quoted saying upon learning of his demise.

"We already miss him so mush, he's always wanted to join the IDF when he was mold enough to enlist" said his mother later that afternoon.

"His family asks only for morel support"

"Ironically, he didn't like mushrooms at first, but then it grew on him. And in him."

"Along with being in the IDF, he was an avid digital art collector, his portabellofolio included thousands Fungible Tokens, which he was cap-tivated by."

"His toadstool sample revealed he was also suffering from Covid, believed to be a co-morbidity."

"He will be sporely missed"

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

''You go to help my hometown, so I can't accept money!'' the owner is heard saying as he evicts the rescuers trying to pay for food.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

"[thing i like] is [pop culture protagonist], [thing i don't like] is [pop culture villain]

this is my worldview, and no amount of "theory" or "getting dunked on" will ever change it"

Head empty, no thoughts. Lobotomized by liberal media consumption.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

I can't believe I missed a prime dunking thread due to being at the pub with friends.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

These posting powers were bestowed upon us by our volcel pledge.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Whom I will be voting for, several times, illegally, in the 2024, for city council of my tiny 40,000 population city on the other side of the planet.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

"Nuke yourself and everyone around you" - Matt Christman

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